Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

[Lalalalalalalalalalala]

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My kid has a stomach bug atm and I swear that's what he sicked up Monday night

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Fabulously forensic dear hearts
I was trying to calculate the cost in that photo and added in these findings

24x JL Crackle Ceramic Cupboard Knob, Green or Blue £120
2x JL Flying Bird Brass Drawer Pull, Gold £10
2x JL Stone Round Cupboard Knob, Light Pink £10
2x JL Nautical Stripe Cupboard Knob, Blue / White £10
2x JL Design Project by John Lewis No.072 Cupboard Knob, 25mm, Antique Brass £12
1x JL Agate Cupboard Knob, Blue £6
3x JL & Partners Brass and Marble Effect Cupboard Knob, Grey £15
5x pink rose £25 est.
8x small brass round £40 est.
2x small black £10 est.
2x rough edge £10 est.
6x misc brass £30 est.
6x misc £30 est.
Total: £328

I also remembered there were some fancy knobs in Jack's SB's bedroom, that's another 12x or £60, bringing it to £368.
Why buy dozens upon dozens of knobs and then not use them when there's another 12x normal ones on the other drawers.

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#shoplocal
"Country of Origin: India"
You're the biggest knob here, Jack

Hold on! So poor SB got the chest of drawers that had been sitting in her greasy rank kitchen for ages shoved in his fuddy duddy middle aged bedroom?! Or is this yet another thing she has multiples of (with identical mismatched knobs at that)

Also to add to @That Forensic Man’s FORENSIC costings, @colouredlines once counted and costed the magnetic spice jars she has on the side of her fridge as being 1. At least 126 jars of herbs and spices (most of which she never uses) and 2. Being over £250 worth of spice jars.

It’s blatantly obvious why the heckin big declutter is going to take 6 months.

 

[Orphan_Black]

the magnetic spice jars she has on the side of her fridge as being 1. At least 126 jars of herbs and spices (most of which she never uses) and 2. Being over £250 worth of spice jars.

Jack only has them because Allegra did!

 

[TillyMiffin]

If she can be an economist (according to the Tortoise talk introduction) it stands to reason she can be a chemist just not in this part of the metaverse.

Wasn’t working in a pharmacy one of her many, many, many jobs?

 

[Terrible]

That kitchen makes itch every time I see it. And, it’s so obviously not a kitchen that gets much use -that huge bloody tea pyramid shelf taking up all the counter space, the toaster on a shelf, NOTHING near the actual cooker - no spoons, oils, salt, flavourings. Huge bloody baskets she‘d need a ladder to get to. All that material - curtains, rug. Shudder. I bet it absolutely stinks.

 

[dinosaursideways]

Fabulously forensic dear hearts
I was trying to calculate the cost in that photo and added in these findings

24x JL Crackle Ceramic Cupboard Knob, Green or Blue £120
2x JL Flying Bird Brass Drawer Pull, Gold £10
2x JL Stone Round Cupboard Knob, Light Pink £10
2x JL Nautical Stripe Cupboard Knob, Blue / White £10
2x JL Design Project by John Lewis No.072 Cupboard Knob, 25mm, Antique Brass £12
1x JL Agate Cupboard Knob, Blue £6
3x JL & Partners Brass and Marble Effect Cupboard Knob, Grey £15
5x pink rose £25 est.
8x small brass round £40 est.
2x small black £10 est.
2x rough edge £10 est.
6x misc brass £30 est.
6x misc £30 est.
Total: £328

I also remembered there were some fancy knobs in Jack's SB's bedroom, that's another 12x or £60, bringing it to £368.
Why buy dozens upon dozens of knobs and then not use them when there's another 12x normal ones on the other drawers.

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#shoplocal
"Country of Origin: India"
You're the biggest knob here, Jack

It's just such an obscene number of knobs!!!! I am quite bad for hoarding and so try not to judge mwanthope to see in society. Putting aside the way she funds her consumption, how can she claim to be the face of poverty and a campaigner for equality when her life is just piles and piles and piles of materialistic consumerism?! I cannot possibly believe that as much of it is from charity shops as she says.

It's also interesting how she is willing to be SO open about alcohol addiction, but not at all willing to reflect on her shopping addiction (nor her social media addiction). She doesn't see the problem, at all, does she?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Wasn’t working in a pharmacy one of her many, many, many jobs?

I mean, I hear she dabbles in pharmaceuticals, but I think it’s more a hobby so not a job per se.

 

[5Alive]

Just popping on to cackle with y’all- I keep noticing parody JM account keeps liking posts like this and it’s making me hoot
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Surely it should have been @botstrap_crook not @bootstrap_cook - I feel a trick has been missed there.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Some jackophantic squig has just posted a repulsive article on twitter, which made me want to be sick, but the squigg replies are giving me joy.

In other news I just figured out how to squig on my laptop, winning!

 

[That Forensic Man]

Hold on! So poor SB got the chest of drawers that had been sitting in her greasy rank kitchen for ages shoved in his fuddy duddy middle aged bedroom?! Or is this yet another thing she has multiples of (with identical mismatched knobs at that)

I'd suggest it's the same drawers that were in her greasy rank kitchen

Spoiler: ew

Also to add to @That Forensic Man’s FORENSIC coatings, @colouredlines once counted and costed the magnetic spice jars she has on the side of her fridge as being 1. At least 126 jars of herbs and spices (most of which she never uses) and 2. Being over £250 worth of spice jars.

It’s blatantly obvious why the heckin big declutter is going to take 6 months.

I'd agree with £250 on those jars, I costed them at 150x £1-2 each and if she's spending £360 on knobs she's not going to be worried about spending similar amounts on tat likewise (see also aneurysm baskets).

Jack Monroe #377 What’s the point?

So she’s not poor, not even pretending to be poor, but she IS pretending to spend 20 quid a week on her groceries for 2 people? So far behind I will never catch up, but am guessing it is the same old same old, with more people noticing and commenting, including blue tickers and large accounts...

tattle.life

ETA I'm now seeing knobs bloody everywhere, there's another 12 (£60) in this photo
kitchen cabinets

So make it £428 in fancy knobs so far

 

[House of Carbonara]

Currently one month into my 13 week premature baby’s stay in NICU and this does not look like a baby that’s that premature. They look like little old men and aren’tyet at the chubby cheeks stage.

Also why only one tube presumably for oxygen? Clothes on? Where’s the extra wires for heart rate monitoring? That is not a special care baby therefore no way she’s as premature there as she says. It looks like any full term baby that just needed a bit of help breathing (also terrifying for the parents but a very different kettle of fish)

I hate Jack and her lies.

Wishing you and your baby the very best of luck.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

That kitchen makes itch every time I see it. And, it’s so obviously not a kitchen that gets much use -that huge bloody tea pyramid shelf taking up all the counter space, the toaster on a shelf, NOTHING near the actual cooker - no spoons, oils, salt, flavourings. Huge bloody baskets she‘d need a ladder to get to. All that material - curtains, rug. Shudder. I bet it absolutely stinks.

Yet more kitchen clutter. And the magic puddle must have provided all the matching expensive looking storage jars, label maker and vast amounts of dried foodstuffs because I’m not sure the thrift store came up with those, whatever side of the ‘railroad tracks’ it was on.

ETA a Bonus Chesney for @MancBee there too!

 

[Julia Edwards]

People still have Dettol baths! But you're supposed to have like a capful, not a cupful. Bet you were squeaky clean though

capful, cupful, no difference - all vowels are interchangeable don'tcha know #herbs

 

[CEB1980]

WHYYYYY doesn't she understand that doing something "on a bootstrap" makes no sense??? is this my aneurysm? i want to throw something every time i see she's used it.

ALSO, who has/needs that many dishes and glasses (and all her 97,000 spoons not pictured) for just themselves/a child who isn't there all the time/a lodger who allegedly exists? She's not poor she's just a hoarder.

this annoys me more than anything else. But it’s also the most telling; the most accurate branding (based on intended place in discourse, anyway) would be “shoestringcook”, and #onashoestring. But somewhere along the line, her ego got involved and she couldn’t resist centring herself in her brand - so the idea that she “pulled herself up by the bootstraps” (which as a phrase is one that plays into theidea thathard work is all that’s required to get out of poverty) got mixed in there so that her brand becomes more about how great she is as an individual, rather than how to do things on a shoestring

 

[Fruitjack]

Is she perhaps hoarding her collection of ethnic nicknacks collected from her travels ahead of her son’s choirboy training?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Fabulously forensic dear hearts
I was trying to calculate the cost in that photo and added in these findings

24x JL Crackle Ceramic Cupboard Knob, Green or Blue £120
2x JL Flying Bird Brass Drawer Pull, Gold £10
2x JL Stone Round Cupboard Knob, Light Pink £10
2x JL Nautical Stripe Cupboard Knob, Blue / White £10
2x JL Design Project by John Lewis No.072 Cupboard Knob, 25mm, Antique Brass £12
1x JL Agate Cupboard Knob, Blue £6
3x JL & Partners Brass and Marble Effect Cupboard Knob, Grey £15
5x pink rose £25 est.
8x small brass round £40 est.
2x small black £10 est.
2x rough edge £10 est.
6x misc brass £30 est.
6x misc £30 est.
Total: £328

I also remembered there were some fancy knobs in Jack's SB's bedroom, that's another 12x or £60, bringing it to £368.
Why buy dozens upon dozens of knobs and then not use them when there's another 12x normal ones on the other drawers.

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#shoplocal
"Country of Origin: India"
You're the biggest knob here, Jack

I’m pretty sure it’s been pointed out before, but

Guessing those other chests of drawers didn’t come from ‘the thrift store’ either.

 

[Ooointitot]

Yeah from ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME to meme meme meme meme probably wasn’t the ‘career move’ she was going for when she unleashed HH2 and the multiple self inflicted chaoses/chaosi in its wake.

From me me me to meme meme meme as thread title nomination

 

[auntylil]

@TreeTrunksApplePie sending you and your little one lots of love

@Valiofthedolls I was about to ask who Chesney was, thinking you were referring to the person on the right - then realised you meant was Wacko. Duh. (BUT now I am also singing "I am the one and only" which to be fair, COULD be Jack Monroe grifter's theme tune for life!

Spoiler: Slightly off topic

@ everyone else talking about Dettol baths - same! Capful of dettol in the (tin) bath in front of the fire every Sunday. And also, anyone remember carbolic soap? Yup, we had that, too! And Izal loo roll (but that was a huge step up from good old newspaper). God, young'uns these days, don't know they're born!

And that was only slightly off topic because in my pumble opinion, Jacko could do with a good old Dettol bath with some carbolic, might remove the ingrained dirt. Those hands really do make me shudder.

 

[Cascara]

Oh come, come now jenny numbers, you know Big D needs to keep his hands free at all times on a Sunday in case a salute of Defender of the Faith Queen/King is required with little to no notice provided.

Further, you are aware that he is ELEVEN POUNDS A MONTH WORSE OFF thanks to the landlord haterz on Southend Council. You know full well he can’t now afford a carvery dinner. Salt in the wound, jenny. Cruel, almost.

Jenny Numbers wants Big D to LITERALLY STOP BREATHING!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

@Valiofthedolls I was about to ask who Chesney was, thinking you were referring to the person on the right - then realised you meant was Wacko. Duh. (BUT now I am also singing "I am the one and only" which to be fair, COULD be Jack Monroe grifter's theme tune for life!

It’s actually Corrie Chesney- this chap. Uncannily he is also sporting a Queen T Shirt

Spoiler: Edit: Spoiler as long cos of pics

(Jack claimed hers belonged to her son and she just helped herself to it out of his room, the ghoul)