Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

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Bless you. NICU can feel like the loneliest place. Hope your baby is doing well and fighting. X
 
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She’s posting stories now too!
So if the drawers are all full of rusty spoons, knobs and cocks at least we now know why she needs so many fucking matching baskets on the top of every cupboard, dresser and set of shelves in every room. They’re to store all the shit that should be in the drawers.

(Those dozens of stupid matching baskets of a different style in every room are truly, truly my aneurysm. My favourite ones are the snake charming 45 quid ones from JL. Of which she has at least 7 or 8 if I remember correctly)

Thank(space)you for letting me get that off my chest (without your consent).

PS the fire-hazard-makes-my-teeth-itch clutter to which the baskets contribute is also my aneurysm,

but just to be clear, the baskets themselves are my main aneurysm
 
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Of course she bought them from John Lewis
 
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Fucking hell. She must own SO MUCH SHIT! Why?! Who needs that much crap in their house?
Bet it’s all filthy, too.
 
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I wish you and your baby strength and recovery xx
 
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So why not help your dear sweet mum? You
Lazy waste of space! Rather than criticise her for your birthmarks and not feeding you and SB? View attachment 1611069
And why didn't she sit down? I mean, if I had physical difficulties and I was peeling a couple of hundred weight of po-tay-toes, then I'd probably pull up a pew. I'm beginning to think this might have been a made up story, what do you lot reckon?
 
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'it's quiet on here'

No shit, squig. The woman lived her life on Twitter. It's like constantly having white noise in the background and someone switching it off.

Of course the silence is going to seem louder.

BLISS.
 
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'it's quiet on here'

No shit, squig. The woman lived her life on Twitter. It's like constantly having white noise in the background and someone switching it off.

Of course the silence is going to seem louder.

BLISS.
I hate how Jack will be reading all the sad squig tweets and getting off on it.
 
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Quoting myself like a nob (sort of) but in that kitchen pic, if she’s got a drawer full of knobs, why does the chest of drawers (that’s inexplicably in her kitchen) appear to have at least two missing knobs? Looks like ol’ follow through started another ‘quirky’ project here and didn’t finish it.
 
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Wishing you and Baby TTAP all the very best
 
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WHYYYYY doesn't she understand that doing something "on a bootstrap" makes no sense??? is this my aneurysm? i want to throw something every time i see she's used it.

ALSO, who has/needs that many dishes and glasses (and all her 97,000 spoons not pictured) for just themselves/a child who isn't there all the time/a lodger who allegedly exists? She's not poor she's just a hoarder.
 
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Fabulously forensic dear hearts
I was trying to calculate the cost in that photo and added in these findings

24x JL Crackle Ceramic Cupboard Knob, Green or Blue £120
2x JL Flying Bird Brass Drawer Pull, Gold £10
2x JL Stone Round Cupboard Knob, Light Pink £10
2x JL Nautical Stripe Cupboard Knob, Blue / White £10
2x JL Design Project by John Lewis No.072 Cupboard Knob, 25mm, Antique Brass £12
1x JL Agate Cupboard Knob, Blue £6

3x JL & Partners Brass and Marble Effect Cupboard Knob, Grey £15
5x pink rose £25 est.
8x small brass round £40 est.
2x small black £10 est.
2x rough edge £10 est.
6x misc brass £30 est.
6x misc £30 est.
Total: £328


I also remembered there were some fancy knobs in Jack's SB's bedroom, that's another 12x or £60, bringing it to £368.
Why buy dozens upon dozens of knobs and then not use them when there's another 12x normal ones on the other drawers.




#shoplocal
"Country of Origin: India"
You're the biggest knob here, Jack
 
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