When you become two memes in a matter of weeks, your career as a talking head is over (not squigged footy scran as its a massive account)
Oh come, come now jenny numbers, you know Big D needs to keep his hands free at all times on a Sunday in case a salute of Defender of the Faith Queen/King is required with little to no notice provided.What's Big Dave doing when his poor disabled wife is grappling with kilos of potatoes? Could he not give her a hand so the family don't need to eat shit roasts or take everyone out for a slap up lunch with his landlording riches.
The squig got a couple of decent responses to their paranoid nonsense.The woman who was hounded off Twitter last month for laughing at the rinsed hoops has posted a thread on Mumsnet called ‘Roast potatoes anyone?’ withas the first message.
People are either taking the piss or are bemused. Until this poor squig posted last night
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Doesn’t appear to be a sock, just a bit dim
She probably uses DAZ for the washing up. It is an old trick but like everything not needed of you already have the thing to do the job.
...and no one has ever heard of JM...But you had Philly's Italian market to go to for desserts. And Entenmann's Almond Raspberry Squares. And And soft pretzels dipped in butter and rolled in sugar. Funnel cakes. And whoopie pies. And ....
She’s posting stories now too!
Strange. Her skin looks like it fits her, there.She posted this pic on Insta on her birthday with the caption '34 years ago today' or something similar..
I have to say, that's the biggest most well developed 3 month prem baby I've ever seen.
Did she mean she was 3 weeks early? Baffled.
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Don’t forget he’s on the phone at 5pm every day to talk to A Vulnerable in hisOh come, come now jenny numbers, you know Big D needs to keep his hands free at all times on a Sunday in case a salute of Defender of the Faith Queen/King is required with little to no notice provided.
Further, you are aware that he is ELEVEN POUNDS A MONTH WORSE OFF thanks to the landlord haterz on Southend Council. You know full well he can’t now afford a carvery dinner. Salt in the wound, jenny. Cruel, almost.
I came here to post this. Perfect. I wonder how long this will roll on for...Hahaha, love this.
She's become a meme now. I actually think being a complete joke will damage her more in the long term than being a grifter. With the grift she can always play the replase card and vow to atone but saying that when you're a total laughing stock to boot just doesn't carry the same weight.I came here to post this. Perfect. I wonder how long this will roll on for...
I wonder if he puts on all his medals and wears his OBE brooch to do that too?Don’t forget he’s on the phone at 5pm every day to talk to A Vulnerable in hisslumsflats
Why can't it be all of the above?At least three (Idk enough about MM to say/give a shit) of these people are massive tories. Deluded idiots, the lot of these people.
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FUCKING HELLMITHERING NINNY KLAXON
I've triangulated the teal/white drawer pulls. €9 a pair and I counted 24 in the picture.
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ETA the round gold colored ones with the marble looking centre are also on this site, also €9 a pair and I see three in the pic.
“Gills full of spores”The soup will be grey because she's used ageing flat mushrooms with gills full of spores.I made that mistake with an omelette once, didn't show it around though! Not unsafe, just unsightly.
And MLs excuse was "clonazepam made me bonkers for a bit"
Omg well found. This isn’t m*msnet level competitive frugality but she shares so many images of like… extremely excessive consumerism it’s really gross, especially when we know that she’s either taking in CSR budget cash or actual donations to her “cause” and choosing to spend it on… this tat? Bizarre.MITHERING NINNY KLAXON
I've triangulated the teal/white drawer pulls. €9 a pair and I counted 24 in the picture.
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ETA the round gold colored ones with the marble looking centre are also on this site, also €9 a pair and I see three in the pic.
People still have Dettol baths! But you're supposed to have like a capful, not a cupful. Bet you were squeaky clean thoughI am an 80s child and we had bloody Dettol baths. My Nan swore a cupful of shit you use to clean a floor was perfect every Sunday night to see me in good stead for school.
Let's not go back to that level of hurt.
Especially as we don't have Bullseye to watch afterwards as a bribe
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