https://giphy.com/d6nvFKK6Dr9YbBDeNQLess Peaky Blinder and more Sneaky Blunder
By the sounds of James’ video he wasn’t even ready to do a promo… he hasn’t even got the books yet! But being an enterprising, clued in, media savvy (handsome) man that he is, probably with a wicked PR team behind him saw Potatogate and jumped right on it and to him I doth my cap and declare Chapeau dear James 50 ways to make a spud Martin!!This and James Martin releasing a book literally called... 'Potato' feels like apex tier trolling
I bet JM * really * fuckin' hates potatoes, now!
Worth every penny for the Sticky Brown Poo.Let's not forget Netflix. That must have been a decent whack.
Hahaaaa, good one. I also don't need to point out that I adore my animals. "Yeah, here's a photo of my mate's cat. I hate it." Giggling away to myself here like a 4 year old with a knock knock joke
Twitter paid her for campaigns too.Let's not forget Netflix. That must have been a decent whack.
We can only hopeThe funny thing is that if she does go back to twitter you can guarantee that the next photo she posts of food, someone will call it dire
I've got two Labradors and quite frankly, they'd be embarrassed if they vomited up something that looked like that.HOW has this person been made famous for her cooking? They all look like... aeroplane food that's been vomited up by a Labrador.
Maybe she did it for free shampoowe saw how much product hellmans and del Monte bunged her, I find it har to believe Superdrug gave her zero
She's making bubble bath by boiling down soap yet using shower gel in the washing machineHow on earth has she even made bubble bath? You need sodium laurel sulphate for bubbles. That wouldn't be cheap to just order. Is she a chemist now? It's so baffling.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!She's making bubble bath by boiling down soap yet using shower gel in the washing machine
Also, you can get decent bubble bath for about 99p. A lot cheaper than having to pay for electricity to melt down bars of soap or whatever. So her 'recipe' is not even cost effective, probably smells like shit, so bad for eczema (to this day even 'sensitive' soap brings me up in eczema rash) and won't even make great bubbles. Also if cheap soap will probably cause thrush.Without sounding like a bastard, just saying, but bubble bath is hardly an essential. It's lovely, yes, a hot bath full of soft bubbles is a treat, but not necessary. Just hot water and a bar of soap will get you clean. She makes up such shit lies and priorities things that expose her middle-class status.
Fun fact, use to have Fairy liquid baths as a kid if my folks couldn't afford bubble bath that week. (My mum was adamant that only Fairy liquid was suitable, to this day she'd never buy an own brand washing up liquidIDK why, pals).
Her fans definitely think they do. I shit you not, I saw one accuse someone of stalking last night for *checks notes* seeing that she'd posted on her public insta. Utterly unhinged.Why is she carrying on as normal on Instagram whilst having one god almighty narc ghosting strop on twitter? Her use of social media is bizarre. Twitter and Instagram don't exist in parallel universes. Then again, the amount of people fawning faux sympathy from her on twitter whilst she's carrying on having a lovely time on Instagram, makes me think perhaps they do.
She does have a bit of a poo fixation doesn't she? Sticky Brown Poo, Prune Poo ...Worth every penny for the Sticky Brown Poo.
Hold me back. I've always wanted to live in a house decorated in the style of the sorting room in an Oxfam shop.Is she aiming to move away from cheap food and into cheap lifestyle? Decorating on a budget or something?
It’s because she knows her food is shit.She does have a bit of a poo fixation doesn't she? Sticky Brown Poo, Prune Poo ...
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