Rear foo fooI regret to inform you that he is an absolute wrong 'un and is also now known as 'Creepy Sex Blog Guy'.
Rear foo fooI regret to inform you that he is an absolute wrong 'un and is also now known as 'Creepy Sex Blog Guy'.
That's Admiral Real Foo Foo to you, COS.Rear foo foo
Even if you ~think~ you're as funny as Ma's roasties are cooked. Don't worry about it! Join in pal...at LEAST a frau or two somewhere will appreciate your post.Thank you!
Don’t worry I’m here all the time, I’ve only ever missed one thread and that’s just because there was a chaos whilst I was on an 11 hour flight
I never comment because you ninnies are all so much funnier and more observant than I could ever be. Jackamo blocked me two years ago for pointing out ~using her own screenshots~ that her story didn’t add up. I’d had my suspicions about her for years but thought it was just me being a sceptical witch
Never fear dear heart, aunt bessie will make them xAren't her parents supposedly going for Sunday dinner this week? That's going to be mighty uncomfortable if roast pots are on the menu.
He likes crowdfunding for himself and has absolutely tied himself up in knots trying to explain why he was saying he couldn’t pay a bill - whilst also tweeting about his new Tesla. Leasing it apparently means he’s glued to it forever more, can’t get out of the lease, would cost him more to get rid, etc. Jackonomics.I've only just realised tonight that RussinCheshire is the week in Tory guy (send brain cell-os). I find those threads quite useful because there's a lot of Tory shenanigans to keep up with. And now you're all telling me he's a baddie too?!
Er … what?So laughing at Jack’s roasties means you’re a fascist now apparently
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BeautifulWhy Jack go?
Potato
I wish the potatoes could dance like the mushrooms.
<Drake sadface>
<Drake happyface>
Didn't someone mention on twitter that it was a Le Creuset?Kind of like Jack's twitter account (ba dum tsh)
Thinking about the roasting tin, and considering we'll have to amuse ourselves for a little while, does anyone recognise if it's popped up in Jack's feed before?
I'm thinking to confirm they were here dire roasties not her dear sweet mother's #FORENSIC #TEFLON
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I love that. Concise, powerful, it has everything.Beautiful
Thread title nom right there pals.Why Jack go?
Potato
Oh please do comment! In my head I’m Dennis Bergkamp but I’m more Gus Caesar (bless him) and it doesn’t stop me mithering on xThank you!
Don’t worry I’m here all the time, I’ve only ever missed one thread and that’s just because there was a chaos whilst I was on an 11 hour flight
I never comment because you ninnies are all so much funnier and more observant than I could ever be. Jackamo blocked me two years ago for pointing out ~using her own screenshots~ that her story didn’t add up. I’d had my suspicions about her for years but thought it was just me being a sceptical witch
Grunking but just want some sympathyo’s for any beef faced Fraus, like myself, who first started experiencing potatochaos on the Sali thread shortly before Mama H’s tatties got roasted for not being roasted. Thank you very Matt, much Matt
I'd pay to see the Gogglebox episode with commentary on that date.I would actually pay to see him and Jack on First Dates. Assuming I wouldn’t cringe myself inside out. And that they haven’t already dated.
What the actual duckEr … what?
It’s a bit of a non-sequitur isn’t it? Plus how do you get from: (1) you mildly criticise some roast potatoes that someone has posted on Twitter; to (2) you are a nazi like my great uncle and he was killed and we didn’t find his body. Eh?? I am genuinely befuddled by this.
Quite a lot of Jack’s followers are really not the full shilling.
Calm down, calm downThe fact that a fellow Scouser making an innocent review on a roast potato, on the day Jackie was meant to be appearing at the Labour conference IN Liverpool (but got replaced) has caused a major flounce and deactivation makes me so bleeping proud. I am literally hooting and fizzing and clawing and howling over here
Please can I say tardy but heartfelt thanks for taking the time and trouble to do this. I was very upset by this issue and only got as far as finding the website, then got upset again. Thank you, dear heart xGood thinking!
For clarity, these are the questions I asked:
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And here's the squigged email signature to evidence authenticity:
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Accidentally overzealously cropped earlier and lost the 4th answer. In fairness, question 4 was a bit tangential but I was feeling nosey!
Interestingly the Chief Coroner is technically independent so isn't obliged to answer queries in the same way that other agencies are, so it's nice that they responded. I enjoy that they repeated the point that they've never spoken to Jack. I'd also want to make that clear