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Jack Monroe #405 Jack the Ripoff
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That's Admiral Real Foo Foo to you, COS.
Oh and the creepy sex blog stuff I never looked up as I didn't want to bother my retina with it 
. I mostly find him a moany boring asshole though.
Him and Jack are birds of the same feather
. I mostly find him a moany boring asshole though.Him and Jack are birds of the same feather
Even if you ~think~ you're as funny as Ma's roasties are cooked. Don't worry about it! Join in pal...at LEAST a frau or two somewhere will appreciate your post.Thank you!
Don’t worry I’m here all the time, I’ve only ever missed one thread and that’s just because there was a chaos whilst I was on an 11 hour flight
I never comment because you ninnies are all so much funnier and more observant than I could ever be. Jackamo blocked me two years ago for pointing out ~using her own screenshots~ that her story didn’t add up. I’d had my suspicions about her for years but thought it was just me being a sceptical witch
Never fear dear heart, aunt bessie will make them xAren't her parents supposedly going for Sunday dinner this week? That's going to be mighty uncomfortable if roast pots are on the menu.
Why Jack go?
Potato
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He likes crowdfunding for himself and has absolutely tied himself up in knots trying to explain why he was saying he couldn’t pay a bill - whilst also tweeting about his new Tesla. Leasing it apparently means he’s glued to it forever more, can’t get out of the lease, would cost him more to get rid, etc. Jackonomics.
Have you not seen his terrible, woeful sex blog….?
I would actually pay to see him and Jack on First Dates. Assuming I wouldn’t cringe myself inside out. And that they haven’t already dated.
Er … what?So laughing at Jack’s roasties means you’re a fascist now apparently
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It’s a bit of a non-sequitur isn’t it? Plus how do you get from: (1) you mildly criticise some roast potatoes that someone has posted on Twitter; to (2) you are a nazi like my great uncle and he was killed and we didn’t find his body. Eh?? I am genuinely befuddled by this.
Quite a lot of Jack’s followers are really not the full shilling.
Beautiful
I wish the potatoes could dance like the mushrooms.
<Drake sadface>
<Drake happyface>
Didn't someone mention on twitter that it was a Le Creuset?
I love that. Concise, powerful, it has everything.Beautiful
Thread title nom right there pals.
Don't care if its early. We're mavericks mate.
Oh please do comment! In my head I’m Dennis BergkampThank you!
Don’t worry I’m here all the time, I’ve only ever missed one thread and that’s just because there was a chaos whilst I was on an 11 hour flight
I never comment because you ninnies are all so much funnier and more observant than I could ever be. Jackamo blocked me two years ago for pointing out ~using her own screenshots~ that her story didn’t add up. I’d had my suspicions about her for years but thought it was just me being a sceptical witch
but I’m more Gus Caesar (bless him) and it doesn’t stop me mithering on xJack - these are former footballists. Remember, you like
supports?
I wonder if she lied about it? Really makes you think.
I'd pay to see the Gogglebox episode with commentary on that date.
What the actual duck
I am as left as they come. Have I suddenly morphed to the far right because I am not a fan of hers? Get in the bin you bleeping lunatic.
Calm down, calm downThe fact that a fellow Scouser making an innocent review on a roast potato, on the day Jackie was meant to be appearing at the Labour conference IN Liverpool (but got replaced) has caused a major flounce and deactivation makes me so bleeping proud. I am literally hooting and fizzing and clawing and howling over here
Potatogate is giving this overseas frau flashbacks to a previous Potatogate.....
Please can I say tardy but heartfelt thanks for taking the time and trouble to do this. I was very upset by this issue and only got as far as finding the website, then got upset again. Thank you, dear heart xGood thinking!
For clarity, these are the questions I asked:
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And here's the squigged email signature to evidence authenticity:
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Accidentally overzealously cropped earlier and lost the 4th answer. In fairness, question 4 was a bit tangential but I was feeling nosey!
Interestingly the Chief Coroner is technically independent so isn't obliged to answer queries in the same way that other agencies are, so it's nice that they responded. I enjoy that they repeated the point that they've never spoken to Jack. I'd also want to make that clear
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