Who else is now going to have roast potatoes for dinner - I’ll post a pic of mine
Jack Monroe #405 Jack the Ripoff
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Put the kettle on, you have got quite the journey ahead of you.
The T in Mr T. Roll stands for Tom (confirmed)
She said two of her friends were in ICU a few weeks ago,
now she says two are dead, although one topped himself, so for someone with seemingly very few friends there are at least three who she says she is seriously worried about or grieving for
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I would bleeping piss myself if it turned out Jack Monroe had an aunt Bessie.
BIB Same dear heart, same.This has just turned up organically in my real life shared by someone with lots of lefty clout and blue tick engagement on and off twitter (journalists, newspaper editors, writers, celebrities etc) - interesting
Also, Pitsea? I thought it was some remote Scottish island or something, but Basildon?!
So, she doesn't like them, so refuses to boil/roast them for Christmas dinner for those who would like them? Jeez. I don't eat meat but I cook a turkey on Christmas day for the others. And as for potatoes, we have roasties AND luxurily creamed mash at Christmas. What a selfish little madam she is.
Add in Tom being attacked by the FMs and not giving a
and it's been a perfect storm really.
Searching roast potatoes on twitter is pure gold right now. It's 95% subtweets
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When did she live in a two up two down??In my searching I came across this. Oh my days. I don’t know why I’ve never clocked the tool belt filled with cooking implements but it has me
Jack Monroe’s Spam surprise: the perfect comfort food if we make a hash of Brexit
I was thinking her family were mutineers from the Bounty, but that’s Pitcairn
Seems appropriate given Spudgate. Altogether now...
OH put T Roll on our shopping list today. Turns out he meant toilet roll.
Sorry last screen shot I promise but this was proper owl champagne for me.
Seriously guys, i literally have so much tit to do. I wanna be here but
Wonder if i could tell everyone in my house i have an important errand to run and play catch up in my local?! Joking of course.
Today just made me think of this...
"Jack cult, you're shouting at potatoes."
"Jack cult, you're shouting at potatoes."
There's a great Scottish phrase about folk "getting their tatties", which is like saying karma is going to catch up with someone. We all know how much Jackie loves to lay on her Scottish roots. It really does look like Jack got her tatties after all.
You roasted them on a cooling down radiator, it seems?
Sorry, missed half of the last thread; did Jack say two friends died? And she was posting about her dog and butterflies?? Can someone link me to the screenshot please?
And is this separate from the two ICU pals?
Cor she’s a jinx isn’t she?!
Probs come out better than the anemic looking roasties Jack shared
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