Jack Monroe #401 Is there a ‘blocked by DIVA magazine’ club?

[Bugger13]

Maybe someone was actually trying to issue the Patreon rewards because Jack is too bleeping lazy!

Oh how priceless would it be if Patreon squig had had it with being ignored so tried to get into Jack’s patreon to cancel her subscription

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Not familiar with how Teemill works, but Wordpress, PayPal, etc all send me emails when I sign in from a device that I don't normally use. So assuming that the evil hackers were using their own computer or phone, perhaps Teemill lets the account holder know if there's an attempted login from somewhere than the usual eye pea.

Or maybe (perish the thought) JM is just making sh*t up again.

I have been away and tested it out. Teemill do not send you any kind of notification when someone gets your password wrong. She's just been reading here. You're all welcome for the chaos.

ETA Now prove it from your end Jack.

 

[hotdoritos]

Let me get htis straight. The police monitor twitter and when they see people asking about fraud which is evident, they contact the person in question to ask them to review their security? Are you sure cos the police have had major cuts and there are parts of the south east they havent investigated a burglary or theft in years outside issuing crime numbers. I am confused by this.

Tfw you get one horny old divorced copper in your DMs

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Jack, getting asked a question she doesn't like on twitter.

 

[Savethesauce]

I just think it’s odd how in most of the poorest areas the TT are nowhere to be seen, and they consistently refuse to signpost people to any other food bank orgs on their website even in those areas.

It’s almost like the high ups within TT (I’m sure lots of the volunteers are very good people) aren’t actually interested in helping with long term poverty, only quick cases where an easy sticking plaster solution can be applied, or where easy signposting can happen so they can sit back and smile at the difference they’ve made.

It’s not just them in fairness, there are a few national orgs the same.

I saw a documentary about TT a few years ago, they've never sat right with me since. The blatant racism and religious dogma was shocking tbh

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

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Media coordinator for a food bank local to her and self proclaimed AA member (chips in twitter picture) collusion counselling alarm bells klaxons

 

[Shimmering]

The Teemill stuff must be about to bite her in the Mediterranean.

I am sensing she will blame vile trolls.

 

[threetintender]

I’m imagining Penny Lancaster as head of the Celebrity Squad!

I want this to be real. Not just because Penny is actually Bonio Fido police (very adjacent anyway as a Special Constable) but because she is LOVELY. She’d be so nice to Jack, and Jack needs a bit of kindness, I like to think she’d talk a bit of sense to her. Gosh, didn’t realise til just this minute that I have a massive crush on Penny.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Her squigs are mostly very simple, gullible types aren’t they- with some hard man of the internet types thrown in? Most who’d given her a leftie like and a follow have probably been drifting away for ages and then a whole load go over the Royalist/Socialist/Hello grieving snack fiasco. The ones who interact are stans, weird intense incels and nice but dims asking about beans in Aldi.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

It’s obviously all lies and/or exaggerations, but there is one Twitter account that has genuinely been trolling her, I think a few of us reported him. Anyway, he’s not worth discussing here, but I mention him because I think Jack has taken some of the things he’s said and twisted them into parts of her latest rant.

Also, I didn’t notice how triggering some the things she tweeted tonight are, it was too late to edit, but I’ve reported the post to ask if it can be spoilered. I’m genuinely sorry if what’s she’s said tonight upset anyone.

 

[Snotbuster]

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i know this is the LEAST of it but CPS is the Crown Prosecution Service, Jack. We don’t call it Child Protective Services here. And you’d know that, I’d expect, if they’d been ‘investigating’ you. Which isn’t what they do.

No tit. Hee hee. And CPS isn't used in all of the United States. But it is used in pretty much and police or medical procedural TV show in the US. Someone's been hitting the Netflix. Regarding the RSPCA and other reportage, her neighbors are just as likely to have reported her. I suspect that Twitter gets the best side of Jack. Can you imagine living next to her? Or working with her? Or being her veterinarian? Or being her local grocer? I mean, the Jackverse is RIPE with people who must be annoyed by her.

Note: Having had multiple hospitalizations for MH along with ECT, etc. I ask what is a "full mental breakdown" and how does it differ from a mental breakdown? Drama queen. One way she can avoid a tit ton of nastiness on the web is to NOT LOOK FOR IT with greed and tenacity.

 

[Bobtheknob]

Is there any chance what she's saying has been happening and we just don't know about it? I realize I'm probably being too kind-hearted but is she really making everything up? I just can't seem to admit it, it's so HUGE.

No and yes.

 

[Snotbuster]

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National bleeping Treasure? She's not Sir David Attenborough

The 6-hour-burger Tweets were pretty special. Does that make her a National bleeping Treasure?

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

She's barely eating, lads. Thank buggery for that. No sloppy muck for a while.

That's what guilt does to you.

 

[jenny2603]

Unfortunately due to my 120 hour work it took two years for me to realise that Big TERF had set up a Patreon in my name and having infiltrated my Twitter account which I only use when I am shitting in a bag, had sent out tweets requesting donations. I regret to say that the money raised appears to have vanished and I cannot account for what happened to any of it. I trust this matter is now closed and I can return to my role as the person single handedly eradicating poverty in the United Kingdom and indeed the rest of the world.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I don't think she's managed to alter the Twitter algorithm yet, I think she's pulling more attention to what's going on tbh.

 

[Jelly Bean]

The Teemill stuff must be about to bite her in the Mediterranean.

I am sensing she will blame vile trolls.

Yes she is flailing.
Panic stations:
S**c*de attempts
Stalking of herself and family
Credible death threats
Breakdowns

She is throwing everything at the wall and hoping something will stick.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Hang on why would she be interviewed for potential benefit fraud if she wasn't claiming benefits ?

Jack is lying, dearheart.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Imagine having the brass balls to publicly spew this shite knowing the police could see it and contradict it.

 

[Sideboard Bob]