Remeber she has already accused the vile TERFS of being responsible for sending her death and rape threats because that's totally how middle aged feminists conduct themselves. It is like watching a toddler try to lie at times.
Jack Monroe #401 Is there a ‘blocked by DIVA magazine’ club?
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She’s not wrong. It is really easy to find out all about what Bonehill-Paine was sent to prison for. (Spoiler - nowt to do with Jack.)
Isn't it incredibly convenient that ALL the things she is under fire for - Teemill, PayPal, Patreon - have been subject to nefarious hackings.
Oh no. The po po are investigating. I can't possibly discuss them
Oh no. The po po are investigating. I can't possibly discuss them
Exclusive: ‘long running incident number’ revealed
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"People in public life".... 
Oh you wish
Oh you wish
There's never a bald, fat, thirsty bodyguard around when you want one.
ThankspaceyouUm no dear @Justacatindisguise - her chaos is two days of her own making. It’s entirely on her.
Wishing you all the best for tomorrow.
And eh it was silly for me to say I'd tried the very obvious joke suggestions. I'm happy to take responsibility for my impulsive actions. See you in court, Jack
Womp womp! That's the sound of da police
She’s just jealous King Charles has Major Johnny
Has anyone FOI’d the existence of the “celebrity police squad” yet?
If not I’ll do it tomorrow.
If not I’ll do it tomorrow.
She's trying desperately to gather up more blue tick support. If it comes, suddenly she'll be eating/sleeping/living her best life again
I've never seen that much highlighter in someone over 30 in my life
BIB: Said the judge in court.
Hi Jack,
It’s Carl from special force: Celeb branch, we are really close to catching the perp. Now can you help us out? Can you tweet to your followers all the details of the investigation and let them know that we are closing in?
Be a love and tweet a threat, nothing too menacing… call them Sunshine. I meant that trick when I was a rookie from Burnside.
'Youre fucked Sunshine' she says. Does she think she is a polis? It sounds very like a 1960s/70s polis phrase; 'You're nicked sunshine'.
Yes Wise Squig it is odd how none of Jack's stories add up. There must be an explanation.
All a load of bollocks isn’t it.
I wasn’t expecting her to come out swinging like this so fair play, but she’s made herself look like more of a bleep than usual with this pathetic peformance.
She must think that everyone’s as thick as she is. Boils my pissing piss.
Maybe a tech frau could tell me. But how would Jack know if someone had tried to Jack into her tmill account?
And if this person has managed to hack in to Jack's patreon account they could let her know the password. The one that Carols me with the hands ran away with.
And typing in block capitals doesn't make something more true.
I wonder if she's DMd as many blue tickers as she can telling them about the "identify theft" and harassment campaigns, but embellishing it massively, cos .. DMs... Private
Babe-same.
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