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[Christina31]

Love the name @Helena Handbasket.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Ignorant twit.

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What didnt she know about?

Also this has literally been her for about a month.

 

[PeepholePringle]

Ffs is this her take

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Ok ok ok. That's it, I am posting this via ouija board, for I am deceased. Je suis mort.

 

[Christina31]

The squig’s are on fire tonight!!! Well done Squig’s!

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Ah yes, Jack is frequently referenced as the ambiguous ‘She’.

I know she’s a bit thick - her malapropisms are a thing of beauty and a joy to behold - but the phrasing “what She would have wanted” makes it crystal clear that it’s about a dead woman.

Newsflash to all narcs everywhere: it’s really not about you.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Search twitter for "grifter extraordinare" (sic) and it'll pop up.

OMG as the younger ones might say.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Said this the other day when Stephanie Y gently, softly reminded her of colonialism but black Twitter dragging Jack will be the end. The only thing she can’t pretend to be is black so she doesn’t have a way out of any rows with them & they’ll see straight through her “my black brother” shite.

Ffs is this her take

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This is my favourite thing. My precious.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Ffs is this her take

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Dear god, what is wrong with her??

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Ffs is this her take

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Ninnies. I am ended. Send Bill-os

 

[PeepholePringle]

I know she’s a bit thick - her malapropisms are a thing of beauty and a joy to behold - but the phrasing “what She would have wanted” makes it crystal clear that it’s about a dead woman.

Unless we're talking about Vivienne Westwood, of course

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Love the name @Helena Handbasket.

And you’re all coming with me dear heart!

 

[Christina31]

Ok ok ok. That's it, I am posting this via ouija board, for I am deceased. Je suis mort.

Ok She’s got to be taking the Michael! Nobody’s that thick? Right guys….right?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Ffs is this her take

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This is painful, Jack.

But thanks for directing me towards this

 

[Christina31]

And you’re all coming with me dear heart!

Yay!! So excited!

 

[Pocahontas]

Ignorant twit.

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Bezzie mate Hazza clearly didn’t share those anecdotes with her when he was telling her how to barcode her nudes.

 

[Walkdengirl]

And here we have the classic Jackism, tit I fucked up with my tweets, let’s distract the plebs with doggos. And also highlight that I ignore the respect of my parents house rules.

What about her mums cats? Her mum loves her cats! I hope they're ok

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I mean, I know you’re afraid to see your folks in person because IRL you’re a coward and once again you’ve thrown your Dad under a giant piece of artillery to have the last laugh on Twitter, but something’s tipped you into full on petulance today, Jack.
Or is it just because your Mam didn’t cook and send your dinner round for you this week?

Guess she’s seen my earlier post, then?! That’s just Laurie on a sofa, Jack. You’re so full of tit.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Everything about her says pre-school child:. Arguing with everyone about nothing, and getting back up when she should be in bed.

No Peppa Pig for YOU tomorrow, young lady!!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Fair play, finally someone that’ll just bleeping say it.