Vintage Fraus, how does this compare to other chaoses? Is this a chaos? Where does it rank on the Richter Scale of the last few years?
Well, now you happen to ask, once upon a time, I was with my SGs getting a prescription when I heard a noise outside and saw a man being spoken to by the local constabulary. Knowing what I did about my local area, I knew he had likely come down from the flats above said chemist, where certain substances were available for purchase. He was first a little agitated, and then the noise decreased. Trying to reassure the SGs that everything was fine, as the pharmacist discreetly locked the door, I said 'Ah, he's just not very well. In a moment he's going to get a little bit loud again and...there you go' (he was screaming his head off and was promptly restrained on the floor by the police. 'We'll just give it a moment whilst the police help him to their car and give him a lift to the doctor's' before strolling out after they'd chucked him into the back of the meatwagon.
Like that man, she's effectively speedballing the
duck out the internet right now - or, to use a Seismological/volcanological analogy, she's currently forming a caldera roughly the size of Santorini.