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[Toffee finger]

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So you agree it’s important for people to pay their taxes then Jack?

 

[Jelly Bean]

Bonus point for anyone who can find recent evidence of Monroe using her platform to raise awareness of others.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Everyone replying to this have clearly not been paying attention at all, or even bothered to check her timeline

 

[overdueanadventure]

She seems to have deleted that in the five minutes since it was posted...

Also this one, she posted and deleted

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Woah.

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

Congratulations to the Frau that predicted a Harry and/or Megan chaos by tomorrow - you win the incoming (direct from Georgia USA) Ham-Ball-Hamble as your ‘jack’pot prize

 

[Jelly Bean]

Why would she do this? There are people who are apparently obsessed with her. Yet don't actually bother her. But she has to draw them out. Why? To block them so they don't bother her. Which they weren't anyway.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Shamelessly stolen from twitter

 

[jenny2603]

Great recap, thank(space)you. The Georgia Church Suppers incident is one of my absolute favourites within the rich bootstrapverse lore. It gives me a warm glow. Might go and record a song in the shower to prove how HAPPY it makes me.

Please can you ensure the song contains the word BOULEVARD.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

The comments club tonight:

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Vintage Fraus, how does this compare to other chaoses? Is this a chaos? Where does it rank on the Richter Scale of the last few years?

Personally. I've followed JM for a while.
This is a mid level Chaos with the potential to escalate into a higher tier Chaos, an almost Highest Patreon tier Chaos.
But it may also fade into the usual general background chaosing..
It could go truly through the atmosphere tomorrow during the Queen's funeral when she isn't the centre of attention on Twitter.

We need something like the Met Office to predict Jack Chaos States daily.

 

[That Forensic Man]

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Beg to differ hun x

Can't ruin a career you don't have

She's just said Harry can't be racist because he's married to a Black woman.



Leaving aside whether Harry is racist, aye that's how it works Jack - no racist ever married a Black woman, same as no misogynist has ever married a woman.

So. So. Thick. (and offensive)

We're heading for the moment canal, brace yourselves!
The moment being she gets cancelled or suspended

 

[hiyaaaacath]

Jactivism in a nutshell:

Spending a few nights in one of England’s most luxurious hotels, eating a posh free dinner before turning to the suit next to her and saying with a jaunty wink “Oi, mista’, do ya old mate Jack a solid and give all ya staff a payrise wontcha?” *doffs Vivienne Westwood flat cap and jumps straight on twitter to brag about it*

 

[Brian Butterfield]

She needs help.

I don't think she's treatable TBH. It's extremely sad for all involved in her life, especially her son

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

If that is a sock and we don't absolutely know that is disturbing. They are blatantly trying to elicit a violent threat, after which time they'll probably delete their account but not before taking screenshots. I've saved them in Wayback just in case of any dirty deleting antics.

And if it's not a sock... Well done Jack, this is the following you've curated. You need to be more worried about them than anyone questioning you.

Imagine the 2 options here, that this is either Jack Monroe deliberately trying to incite threats of violence to allow her to manipulate any potential legal or other outcomes, or she's built, modelled behaviour for and encouraged a following so fanatical that they'll try to do the same.

I note that Jack Monroe has consistently failed to call out this kind of behaviour from her followers. "Permission by inaction"

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

I have never been more convinced that she is back on the sauce and/or beak.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Squig speaks for the entire internet:

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Putting this forward as the next thread title nom

Jack, please for the love of God log off

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Ignorant twat.

 

[Georgia C. Suppers]

Went to court because she's proud to come from a military family and would never vandalise a war memorial. Wins, pockets the loot. Next up, boasts about physically attacking a serving RAF officer and claims not to care for the military.

Fucking hell. She’s the troll isn’t she?

She trolling everyone, and she absolutely loves it.

Just like every other malignant narcissist, she takes active pleasure in seeing people jump through (rinsed) hoops and behave in the ways she wants them to.

She couldn’t give two fucks about her supporters and the very second she manages to trap someone rich enough, she’ll drop them all.

Its both absolutely fascinating and horrific to watch.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

And yes Jack, sometimes we are a bit "obsessed" because it's like watching a slo-mo replay of a child smashing up their toys to piss off their mum, on an endless loop. And then, out of the blue, just when we're getting bored with it, the barrel is scraped so hard it's truly shocking. (Which is your intention) You know that's what trolling actually is, yes? What you are doing every single day. Well played, you absolute ball of thorns and dogshit. Have a medal, and enjoy your day pet.