I'm adding Burnside to my fantasy Essex Police Celebrity Squad line up. I'll probably bring in Tosh Lines to keep him company."Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were part of the celebrity twitter squad here to address my numerous reports..."
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She has ZERO life outside of Twitter. Completely obsessed with it.This is all very entertaining but is there literally nothing better she could be doing with her time on a Sunday afternoon? I'm making a roastand going out on yellow sticker safari later, for example.
How blooming daft do you have to be to be retweeting something begging people to stop harassing you after openly admitting you're goading people?
Because they don't exist. HTH xWhy does Jack never tweet the horrible DMs she gets?
HIS DAD IS THE FUCKING KING JACK, YOU CAN'T GET MUCH MORE ROYAL
That comment about being at the airport in handcuffs is disgusting. But on the plus side we can see clearly what Jack and the bigoted scum that follow her are.
If there’s anything that tells us Jack has no hobbies and no pals, it’s this.I still can't quite get over her logic of 'I'm so abused on twitter it is so terrible call the police'.
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'tee hee mischievous lil me. I actively go looking for people who previously haven't abused me by tweeting something intentionally provocative lol'.