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[Candytuft]

Jack either actually commit to pretending you arent a royalist or admit that you clearly love the RF because it makes no fucking sense to fangirl and then post disclaimers

She's twirling and enjoying every minute.

 

[Nonah]

I’m POSITIVE that I read an interview with her once (and I’ve put a small amount of effort into finding it but no joy) where she says that at school and as a child she found that she courted attention, good or bad. Does anyone else remember that if have i made it up?

 

[Georgia C. Suppers]

Legally impossible without both involved parent's permission so more lies.

Unless he’s not on the birth certificate, and therefore has no legal parental responsibility. Although I think he could have still objected. If you’re not married, you can’t actually put the father on the birth certificate unless they’re present at the actual appointment when you register the baby.

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Dear god, what is wrong with her??

How long have you got, dear one?

 

[Foxvint]

Various family members like her 18 different persona?? Its the disingenuous of it all I enjoy the most. She's never heard that about Harry's past. 'If true' she didn't engage with lowkey cos he'd have ripped her a new pumble

 

[Christina31]

Ok ok ok. That's it, I am posting this via ouija board, for I am deceased. Je suis mort.

Ok She’s got to be taking the Michael! Nobody’s that thick? Right guys….right?

 

[usefullyuseless]

LOL like she would ever be offered. And like she wouldn't jump at the chance.

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She'd be only delighted to have a medal to wear for the Xmas day speech

 

[SnowyCal]

The ruler tool on snip & sketch, someone else mentioned it recently and I just had a go

Trying to catch up but I learnt a new trick on TikTok today.
If you take a screenshot on an iPhone & try to draw on it, if you for example, want to circle something, draw your circle & hold down on the screen, it’ll make a perfect circle shape for you. Same with an arrow, draw your arrow, hold down & alas, perfectly straight arrow

 

[Rat]

I love it when she goes all Charlie big spuds on twitter. It's such a contrast to the TV appearances where she's a shaking, sweating, ill-prepared, incoherent mess on legs.

More like Charlie Big Hams.

 

[Walkdengirl]

And here we have the classic Jackism, shit I fucked up with my tweets, let’s distract the plebs with doggos. And also highlight that I ignore the respect of my parents house rules.

What about her mums cats? Her mum loves her cats! I hope they're ok

 

[MediaMonkey]

His hands look as filthy as hers.

Must have just got back from helping her dig out the eucalyptus tree the landlord wanted trimmed. Because every working class poor has a eucalyptus tree in their grounds.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Oh God, the Rachel Doleszal tweets… feel sorry for her. These squigs are way better at this than you Jack.
PS point being they’re taking the piss about her being the RD of poverty

oh god - someone explain satire to Jack.

 

[NeoCortex]

She gonna do a third retweet?

 

[mackjonroe]

I dislike Jack so much, I'd love to tell her what happens next in Better Call Saul

snap Veronicaaaaaaaa

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OMG DO IT.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I mean this was the creators attempt and I can guarantee she put more love and logic into it that our Jack ever did.

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Blimey I've not been on tattle much today till now and this.. this is what I see when I visit..

Jesus h Mary mother and Joseph and all of the saints... That looks like it's already been eaten and digested.... Twice..

Gently, forensically, softly behind the scenes, fuck off with it.

 

[Monroebutnotinasexyway]

Omg mark corrigon behave

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I know what tomorrow brings.. his nan's funeral, in case you hadn't noticed.

(coming from the past so sorry if this has been mentioned, i will accept an appropriate punishment - please not the pumble!)

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I was bored for ten minutes this afternoon so I designed some t-shirts. Available to nefarious ninnies for just £49.99 / $89.99 / 100 eur (sorry, don't know current exchange rate in as much as I'm too lazy to check). Cheap as chips, really.

Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).

~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a shit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~

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Flying Monkey Mumma!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Ooookaaay...
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[Onestorytoomany]

I think that's the imaginary housemate rather than the imaginary boyfriend.

I think she crossed over and he LEFT and now shes all middle aged frustrated.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Why does she keep saying Harry isn’t a royal? The dopey bastard thinks because he isn’t a working royal he’s suddenly just not royal?

Thicker than any soup hers ever made that one.