Jack's magnum opus is the non-existent Venezuelan Barista Index. So yeah, I'm with GrizzlyB!“My Work” is my aneurism
Jack's magnum opus is the non-existent Venezuelan Barista Index. So yeah, I'm with GrizzlyB!“My Work” is my aneurism
that really speaks well of you. And since joining here I’ve found the decency and warmth of this community something of a safe place. People disagree but not rudely or viciously. People apologise and offer support. And nobody wants anything but the best for Jack, really. It’s just that the best thing for her - leaving social media, refunding money, focusing on the real people in her life, engaging honestly and genuinely with therapy - isn’t what she wants to do because she’s narcissistic and greedy and has found an easy route to rewards.. But the person - who knows me well - said something along the lines of ‘she represents every behaviour you hate’. Well, quite.
I would love to know how much she's raked in, in one way or another, over the past decade. We only really know about the hugely publicised things like the kickstarter (thanks for raising awareness of that hugely successful beg, Guardian) and other historical stuff like the 'paypal me so I can get presenter training even though I am definitely not in it for the celebrity status' and obviously alllll the other begs she's done over the past couple of years, both subtle and outright. But there's about 8 years missing which she's hidden by deleting her tweets. I bet she got a TON of cash from the paypigs for her Katie Hopkins court case, even though her lawyer is PRO BONO, and there will be so much else, pre-tattle. It would take a really good forensic accountant to dig it all up but my God. The sheer gall of her. The greed, the lack of morals. The brazenness. The lack of anything resembling guilt.I never thought she’d make that much with her jar rattling, but then I didn’t consider how much she did indeed raise on the Kickstarter and the (thankfully on a proper fundraising site) TT appeal…what if all those people gave her similar amounts again? She could have absolutely raked it in…
I bet he tells the girls he has 8 inches in his pants on the internet too
Girls? Jacks new bodyguard only has eyes for one woman. Him and Burger Boy will probably have a fight in the front garden over her.I bet he tells the girls he has 8 inches in his pants on the internet too
Why thank you! I stumbled onto Tattle via a search for Thomas Cohen ( I wanted to see was he still wearing robes etc) into the Peaches Geldof thread. I had never even heard of Tattle but as a nebby sort, I was drawn in. Lurked then made an account in order to track threads. Used my usual social media name as I am a lurker, not a poster type.Ps @Trauma Frotters - it's one of my favourite frau names and so apt that I giggle every single time.
Yep. And an EX BOUNCER. Makes you think.
Daily Kitchen was a revelation to me. It had never occurred to me that she cant actually cook and doesnt know anything about food. Never even remotely. I want them to commission it, but to do that to him would be cruel and unusual punishment.I just went and looked again at episode 6 of DKL (THE ONE WITH THE WHITE SAUCE/MILK) and jesus christ. Matt asks her how she comes up with recipes and she says "One and done". On pressed to elaborate confirms - with no shame - that the vast majority of her recipes feature no fine-tuning whatsoever. She "comes up with something weird" and that's that.
How in the name of all that's holy do people seek out her recipes over literally anything else?
Did he ever work at MaccyDs though, that's the clincher.
Georgia Church-Suppers sounds like an upmarket estate agent. Tootling around Islington in her Foxton’s mini. Jack clinging to the roof, desperate to buy a modest 5 bed townhouse in Barnsbury, flinging spoons at the windscreen to get her attention.I'm so glad my best pal Georgia Church Suppers has come round for dinner again. She makes me do hootin, rootin' and, indeed, toot tootin'.
I will never get over her having the big THAT MAN meltdown somehow being rewarded for it and then being so bleeping abysmal. Imagine thinking you can compete on an equal footing with Jamie Oliver then walking into a TV studio and making horse spunk lasagne. I mean, if it had been a prank I'd have hooted but she seems oblivious to her own lack of basic competence. There are disinterested kids in first year Home Economics making better stuff than her.Daily Kitchen was a revelation to me. It had never occurred to me that she cant actually cook and doesnt know anything about food. Never even remotely. I want them to commission it, but to do that to him would be cruel and unusual punishment.
Or get herself up the duff?Is Jack going to have us duffed up by Giant Haystacks?
She's very good friends with Chelsea Flower Show and Kingston Upon Thames.Georgia Church-Suppers sounds like an upmarket estate agent. Tootling around Islington in her Foxton’s mini. Jack clinging to the roof, desperate to buy a modest 5 bed townhouse in Barnsbury, flinging spoons at the windscreen to get her attention.
Yeah, he'll appear with two snarling pumbles in studded collars on big chain leads and DESTROY us all.Is Jack going to have us duffed up by Giant Haystacks?