Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny

[shugabug23]

She's after finding a rich new OH at this thing isn't she. Oh mfg.

You can just imagine her.. softly, gently sidling up to the Tech Bros nasally whining whispering sweet, sweet poetry into their ear. But the oul lads at Google are smart to our Jackie’s ways and have heard about her grift. They’ve got a safe word that activates a fellow Techie into action to save them from a future filled with slops being served by the Demented Housewife herself!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

As soon as I've collected my son from school I am opening the wine.

 

[colouredlines]

This is the one time I wish we weren't all anonymous faceless ninnies, because that singing demands canal reaction videos.

I still haven't closed my mouth. I may be stuck like this forever.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Nope. My sphincters can’t take that.

 

[Bugger13]

I can't listen to it. The caption and thumbnail are enough.

You absolutely must!! What the duck has just happened y’all?

 

[Veronicaaa]

She’s been busy networking for a fiancé/mortgage to solve her own poverty how dare u overlook this relentless 23 hour working day????

How tf do I upload this screen recording to tattle

You might have to upload it in the media folder - I did my first media upload today too! Go well tender one.

 

[Dogmuck]

View attachment 1582746Not the singing please god not the singing

Might make you happy mother fucker, but you’ve just ruined my weekend.

 

[AyiaKnacker]

Spoiler: Mini GC merail

I understand and am in complete agreement with the canal’s embargo on discussing gender wrt Jack. However as a raging left wing GC Frau, I’d like to to strongly point out that GC does not equal right wing. Certainly in the UK, it’s mostly a left wing feminist thing.

Thank(space)you. Now duck off x

 

[Albert Hall]

Sorry, but just to be clear. She actually thinks she can sing, right? It's not a joke?

Perhaps she's been getting singing lessons off of her cookery teacher...

 

[funkyraspberry]

I can't believe I'm seeing this in real time

 

[skronkywildcat]

If you are too young to know who Paul Shane is, please enjoy:

 

[MissMarple10]

Jack 2 phones, one to record, one to look up the lyrics (and to have convo’s with each other then share on Twitter)
I have no words for the singing

 

[itsmeindisguise]

It’s had 5,845 views and I think 5,800 are me as I’m in disbelief!

 

[Bugger13]

Anyone who thinks they can’t watch it, trust me-you have to see it to believe it. And hear it. She has truly surpassed the most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen in your life by a country mile.
The faux American singing voice. The head shaking defiance. Oh god it’s just priceless on so many levels

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I am hysterical.

I now need to drive.

Help.

 

[girl1980]

No they didn't. No-one asked for that.
Twitter: Hi Jack, could you please stand in your shower and demonstrate how your laryngitis(confirmed) has made your voice oh so so sexy?
JM: Geez, shucks, if you're going to keep going on and on and on, I guess I better had.

duck off. Just duck off.

 

[BlendedSlop]

You absolutely must!! What the duck has just happened y’all?

OK I caved.

duck. Me.

The forced attempted raspiness to "prove" the fictional laryngitis. The snarling. The moody filter. THAT LOOK TO THE CAMERA AT THE END.

I will die on this hill, this is peak Monroe Cringe. Nothing she does from now on can surpass this.

 

[Shimmering]

She must be trying to snare a musical Harold / Haroldina.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Why does it sound like she's singing in Simlish?

 

[lemonnite]

Alright Fraus und Herren, which one of you had ‘singing Jack’ on their bingo card for today and why have you done this to us?