Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny

[MissMarple10]

Oh no you don’t, please no, God no!!

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

If that’s how she looks and sounds sober*, what is she like drunk?

She looks/sounds drunk AF. Or something.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

My old dog is hard of hearing but became visibly agitated when I clicked on that video!

I have been WFH today and a magpie has been keeping me company. I hit play and it gave me the most disgusted look I have ever seen from a corvid and flew off.

 

[AyiaKnacker]

Best enjoyed with headphones at full volume!

 

[upsidedown33]

For any of us too fearful to watch, please can someone share what the song is?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Oh no you don’t, please no, God no!! View attachment 1582783

this is the best thing to ever happen in the jackiverse. I hope she turns children with rickets and crumpled bus tickets into a song

 

[itsmeindisguise]

Anyone who thinks they can’t watch it, trust me-you have to see it to believe it. And hear it. She has truly surpassed the most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen in your life by a country mile.
The faux American singing voice. The head shaking defiance. Oh god it’s just priceless on so many levels

It’s how she sings the word Boulevard for me, I can’t stop watching

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Hang on a minute, the coroner's reports are in her bedroom, that's now SB's bedroom, that she basically made no changes to?
So the implication is SB is sleeping in a room containing 6 ring binders worth of coroner's reports? Absolutely grim.

Plus how does that comply with GDPR? She also had burger boy in that room and tweeted about it. Also the lodger in the house. And these files are not locked away but out in the open potentially, like the Patreon files.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

For any of us too fearful to watch, please can someone share what the song is?

It's genuinely hard to tell, but it appears to have lyrics in Dutch?

 

[Veronicaaa]

SHUSH EVERYONE. You’ll stunt her ‘emotional growth’.
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SHE'S 34 YEARS OLD LOL

 

[JombleWomble]

Oh no you don’t, please no, God no!! View attachment 1582783

SINGING JACK AND POETRY JACK ARE ABOUT TO COMBINE IN TO SONGWRITER JACK

This is not a drill. Ensure you have emergency drink and snack supplies ready, and memorise the number to call for help rearranging your organs if you accidentally cringe yourself inside out.

 

[girl1980]

If she wasn't trending before, she will be now.
I don't know what has killed me more - her video or you guys on here. Absolutely howling, I can't breathe for laughing.
Please stop and just LET ME bleeping BREATHE.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

This is the weekend chaos I am here for!!!! Must buy snacks

 

[FrankReagan]

Oh no you don’t, please no, God no!! View attachment 1582783

 

[mackjonroe]

Oh no you don’t, please no, God no!! View attachment 1582783

Talk about anything at all please mock my shocking musical skills but please don’t talk about the ONS that’s all I ask

 

[Hollaaa]

I'm sorting the new thread.

Jack Monroe #396 She’s gonna break her spine if she pats herself on the back any harder

Title nominated by @Smeghead, words by @LavaFlake. You both win front row seats to the Tom Waits Tribute Gig starting now on Twitter. In the last thread we saw the limited extent of Jack's relationship with ONS regarding the VBI exposed (one meeting, once) and a recording of the talk in...

tattle.life

 

[Nurseali]

Oh ffs
Just woke from a lovely nannan nap, started making a cup of tea then had the eyeball and eardrum terrorism of her singing.

Switch kettle off, gin it is

 

[Shimmering]

Is this the third day in a row she's worn that shirt then?

 

[NomDeGuerre]

And I'm supposed to believe this same woman can do a pitch perfect rendition of Celine's Think Twice, am I?

 

[SnowyCal]

She’s singing. She’s bleeping singing on twitter. I’m View attachment 1582741

I am bleeping deceased