Ooointitot
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Thread title nomination for Jack Monroe’s da supports Celtic and Rangers
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AndrewsDaddy
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I’m guessing she took the first Jewish chicken soup recipe google finds https://www.goodto.com/recipes/chicken-soup-with-matzo-dumplings and couldn’t be arsed to buy Matzo meal (which is ground up Matzah crackers) - she could have just used flour. The sage must dominate and change it - it’s basically something most Jews rarely and only cook to humour sick relatives it’s fairly bland chicken soup. I think she’s trying to say she knows some Jewish people.
Us Jews are looking forward to her next book “Kosher(ish)” where she slaps in a bit of black pudding and cooking bacon. Oy Vey.
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Toffee finger
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Actual LOLs
As you seem to be currently grunking Jack - DON’T POST PHOTOS FROM OUTSIDE YOUR MEETINGS THEN YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
Fortunately for you I couldn’t give a crap about seeing you in real life but if you genuinely think someone is stalking you maybe have a little think about what you’re publicly posting. LJC
houseofhoop
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Before bed she's had herself a little nighttweet
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This means she's either:
A) taken a private message she sent to someone from AA, which the recipient hasn't even seen yet and splashed it all over the internet within 2 minutes of sending it
B) been texting herself on her two phones pretending to have friends.
I'll let you decide which of the equally depressing options you want to go with.
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I am just going to comment on the screenshot of the text message, apologies if it has already been commented on but I’ve not read the whole thread! If you look at how much she’s written, that message was sent at 23:55, the previous message was also sent at 23:55 which means that she’s read the message this person (a friend!) sent, thought of a response and typed said response in less than a minute. This makes me suspicious
… she’s pre prepared this response and is texting herself. Come on Jack, do better lol. Hope that helps x
View attachment 1574370
This means she's either:
A) taken a private message she sent to someone from AA, which the recipient hasn't even seen yet and splashed it all over the internet within 2 minutes of sending it
B) been texting herself on her two phones pretending to have friends.
I'll let you decide which of the equally depressing options you want to go with.
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I am just going to comment on the screenshot of the text message, apologies if it has already been commented on but I’ve not read the whole thread! If you look at how much she’s written, that message was sent at 23:55, the previous message was also sent at 23:55 which means that she’s read the message this person (a friend!) sent, thought of a response and typed said response in less than a minute. This makes me suspicious
… she’s pre prepared this response and is texting herself. Come on Jack, do better lol. Hope that helps x
Tin Can Crook
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Molly tweet from last night:
Brian Butterfield
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Don't think these will stay up long.
Jelly Bean
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Says the person who live tweets the route going to Wilcos with her son.
Jelly Bean
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Quote tweet
Ooointitot
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In case this hasn’t already been captured
hooplifehero
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New to me - it popped up at 11pm gmt. 25k followers. I think she's been posted before but she's not letting it go
Eurgh
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Celery, Jerusalem.
Winthropp Tuesday
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Your Dad sounds great. Does he have a tip jar?
Stick a pickle fork in my stuffing dumplings. I AM DECEASED.
Jelly Bean
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Why would people want to see how much the bakes would cost? Who cares?
The programme is escapist entertainment rather a guide to frugal cake making.
Bloody hell Jack fans are such fun sponges (Btw a fun sponge works out at about 7p).
Jelly Bean
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Jack has lots of cookery books....Lots of people read books about Hitler. Nazis they are not...
Ooointitot
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Marmalade Atkins
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I appreciate that maybe you had to be here at the time, but Jack following the Queen on Twitter for less than 24 hours was really funny.
Jack writes a piece in the Express about the Queen.
Jack reckons the Queen should have a blue tick Twitter account.
@Silver Linings: She already does, you dickhead:
Jack follows the Queen.
Jack unfollows the Queen the less than 24 hours later.
Jack writes a piece in the Express about the Queen.
Jack reckons the Queen should have a blue tick Twitter account.
@Silver Linings: She already does, you dickhead:
Jack follows the Queen.
Jack unfollows the Queen the less than 24 hours later.
