Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

[alittledot]

I just had a good old laugh wondering if Jack got her recipe from Vonny "a different spice girl every day" Leclerc seeing as it's a Jewish thing...

 

[StringyMango]

Re. all of Jack's many jobs, I wonder if this could be adapted to her life and relationships

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She's the first two... obviously there are 'former lovers' and a series of almost-wives

Chapeau Hoop L or may I call you Hoopy L?

 

[allybongo]

Why can’t I find her tweet about her dad saluting the telly? Is it still there?

 

[houseofhoop]

Her handlers are going to be furious.

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I’m so confused by this!!

 

[MoistenedGussets]

For future use, dear heart x

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That's the greatest thing I've seen all this morning. Amazing.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

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Lather that boiled soap, rinse those hoops and repeat?

Too long for thread title?

 

[RinsingHoops]

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Forgot to squiggle, oops

 

[House of Carbonara]

Surprised she hasn’t claimed RSI or trapped carpal tunnel

Don't give her ideas...

 

[Just Lou]

There were two! I had Heather Shimmer, Coffee Shimmer washed me out.
Ginger Spice was a more flattering shade (warmer) but they had to change the name in the mid-90s for some reason. And the less said about my Black Cherries phase the better.
Next time things get dull we could count lipsticks instead of teeth or chairs.

Sorry yes I know there was Coffee Shimmer too but Heather Shimmer was the superior one. I tried Coffee Shimmer once but it also washed me out.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

There’s just no way to know though is there? Is there a single safe and tested recipe in her entire ‘collection’?

As most of it likely ends up in the dogs bowl, I'd check the dogs still live and kickin.. only cookery writer that employs a dog as a poison checker...probably on the payroll of the next sham company.

 

[houseofhoop]

Fixed it... Okay badly, first ish attempt

10/10 good effort

 

[House of Carbonara]

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Excellent!

 

[Nurseali]

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