Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

[That Forensic Man]

Saw this in her likes and thought 'how long until she retweets this or tries to take credit for the idea'
Went back to tweets, there it is

 

[Valiofthedolls]

So it was only closed for Liz's funeral - I'd read Jack's tweet as it being closed every Monday. Maybe I'm thick, maybe I'm too used to her scaremongering, who bleeping knows. Why didn't she just retweet them so people who need the food bank could go to their account for the details she didn't include? Bellend.

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ETA nevermind, answered my own question. People might go donate to them instead.

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So Jack, looks like Wimbledon Foodbank are fundraising. Perhaps you could give some of your STILL OPEN GoFundMe or STILL OPEN Teemill foodbank fundraising to them?!

 

[rogueapostrophe]

So Jack, looks like Wimbledon Foodbank are fundraising. Perhaps you could give some of your STILL OPEN GoFundMe or STILL OPEN Teemill foodbank fundraising to them?!

SHAN'T

ETA I have been dying to comment in real-time but being a stoner frau I have constantly been about 5 threads behind due to other pressing matters (such as the munchies.... not slop, obvs). Cannot believe I've made it to the real life chaos show. Delighted to be here!

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Just been thinking about her Wimbledon food bank post.
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Why has she highlighted this in particular? I dont know for sure, but imagine food banks all over the country are having the same issue. Is she trying to claim her account had something to do with this one specific Wimbledon branch? How about her local food banks? What are they doing over the bank holiday? Do they need any help? Jack of all people should know, and offer her services. Or at the very least, inform her grateful squigs?

I wonder if abolitionist Jack is volunteering at her local food bank on Monday now I mean she's always working softly, gently behind the scenes there, isn't she?

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I wonder if abolitionist Jack is volunteering at her local food bank on Monday now I mean she's always working softly, gently behind the scenes there, isn't she?

Nah.
Jack only goes into a foodbank for a BBC photo op, not to do any actual good.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

So Jack, looks like Wimbledon Foodbank are fundraising. Perhaps you could give some of your STILL OPEN GoFundMe or STILL OPEN Teemill foodbank fundraising to them?!

All the idiots yelling about them closing and their fundraiser is at a whopping £290.

If volunteers not giving up their bank holiday isn't good enough for these people and they won't volunteer their own time, maybe they should give the food bank some money to actually employ staff. Arseholes.

 

[MrsFawlty]

Funny you mention Kickstarter. I found these in old blogs of hers the last day

Woah, hold on. Rewind a bit.

"Monroe said their Nan would be helping to copy edit the book..."

Eh?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Just been thinking about her Wimbledon food bank post.
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Why has she highlighted this in particular? I dont know for sure, but imagine food banks all over the country are having the same issue. Is she trying to claim her account had something to do with this one specific Wimbledon branch? How about her local food banks? What are they doing over the bank holiday? Do they need any help? Jack of all people should know, and offer her services. Or at the very least, inform her grateful squigs?

It leaves it open to interpretation, doesn't it? The hope being that people will interpret it as Jack having a hand in it now being open on Monday. It's subtle but, she's sneaky.

Burgers... No shame in sampling a variety of burgers, whenever the fancy takes you. What I will judge her for, is swiftly making a burger a permanent fixture, declaring them the best ever, before moving swiftly on to burgers new as though nothing has happened. If she didn't have a child, then fair enough, do as you please. But she does have a child to consider, so I will raise a judgemental eyebrow with no apologies.

 

[IFellForIt]

I am absolutely in awe of the fact that she is so spectacularly delusional, that she thinks being asked where tens of thousands of pounds people thought they were giving to CHARITY is abuse/stalking etc. imagine being THAT stupid.

The good thing is though, I am seeing more and more people call her out on Twitter, the tide really does seem to be turning.!

Also Jack, when you read this, it’s fairly simple to make all of this stop, just stop scamming people.

 

[Ronlonglegs]

Just idly wondering if Jack is still doing her regular quiet work she doesn't like to talk about:
Weekly volunteering at a foodbank.
Working with prisoners and ex prisoners.
Donating food to community kitchens.
Weekly meetings with the ONS.
Helping people with their benefit applications.

Er yea I know people at every single food bank in Southend and she ain't volunteering at any

 

[Five hundred dogs]

Which is sad, because her dad prefers her brother to Jack.

See I don’t think Jack resents her mother, I think she loves her but sees her as very ordinary and isn’t bothered about impressing her. The issue is that she has Big Dave on a pedestal, wants to both impress him and be him at the same time. Big Dave preferring her brother is a huge thing for her, and her relationship with Big Dave is probably the reason she has a whole lot of internalised misogyny.

 

[House of Carbonara]

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Excellent!

 

[FrumpyCat]

Very big apologies if what I posted today came across as burger-shaming. It absolutely wasn’t meant to be; it was more to do with that I’d forgotten I’d known someone who had met her, and the point about her always being on her phone. She has every right to do exactly as she pleases with however many consenting adults as she wants (and no need to tell Twitter about it either of course!).
As others have said, it’s the grifting and the financial unaccountability that brought me and others here and that is what is worthy of conversation.

I didn't see it as burger shaming - if it had been Lawrence Fox or Russ from wherever who had been eating out (although I bet most places Russ tries to visit he finds closed), I would have found it just as entertaining.

I don't suppose anyone cares about what Jack gets up to with her genitalia,; although doubtless Jack loves a chance to shout misogyny at us. So I like to spell it out the we don't give a duck who she fucks..

 

[hooplifehero]

It leaves it open to interpretation, doesn't it? The hope being that people will interpret it as Jack having a hand in it now being open on Monday. It's subtle but, she's sneaky.

Burgers... No shame in sampling a variety of burgers, whenever the fancy takes you. What I will judge her for, is swiftly making a burger a permanent fixture, declaring them the best ever, before moving swiftly on to burgers new as though nothing has happened. If she didn't have a child, then fair enough, do as you please. But she does have a child to consider, so I will raise a judgemental eyebrow with no apologies.

Whether it's kebabs, vegeburgers or meat, don't make a noisy mess with it on your bed and then make your son sleep there next day, without changing the sheets

 

[House of Carbonara]

Surprised she hasn’t claimed RSI or trapped carpal tunnel

Don't give her ideas...

 

[Justacatindisguise]

I didn't see it as burger shaming - if it had been Lawrence Fox or Russ from wherever who had been eating out (although I bet most places Russ tries to visit he finds closed), I would have found it just as entertaining.

I don't suppose anyone cares about what Jack gets up to with her genitalia,; although doubtless Jack loves a chance to shout misogyny at us. So I like to spell it out the we don't give a duck who she fucks..

Please no

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Five days ago you bollocked anyone who wasn't rolling out the Union Jack bunting and saluting the national anthem, you enormous great tit.

 

[Nonah]

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[Julia Edwards]

Also voice changes are not reversible when you come off testosterone, so double no it bleeping didn't because we'd still be able to hear it. Why is she so wrong about everything all the time? It's lying isn't it?

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I've seen quite a few stories of folk who start the medical F2M transition and then change their mind and stop T, and one of the hardest things for them to come to terms with is how their old voice never comes back.