Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

[GrannyOgg]

Five days ago you bollocked anyone who wasn't rolling out the Union Jack bunting and saluting the national anthem, you enormous great tit.

Like Boris, Jack waits until she sees which way the crowd is running, then nips out front yelling “follow me”

 

[Brian Butterfield]

This account replying to the above Tweet has nearly 26k followers and echoes what we've all been saying for months.

ETA, Jack is tagged in this convo.

 

[KebabGirl]

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I'm clearly being thick, can someone explain her answer?

I thought the article was about them bussing in heads of state on coaches (I'm imagining a night bus / 699 in Liverpool atmosphere!) so am a bit perplexed.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Five days ago you bollocked anyone who wasn't rolling out the Union Jack bunting and saluting the national anthem, you enormous great tit.

It’s hilarious, she literally said this at the time!

 

[Mr Krabs]

It leaves it open to interpretation, doesn't it? The hope being that people will interpret it as Jack having a hand in it now being open on Monday. It's subtle but, she's sneaky.

Burgers... No shame in sampling a variety of burgers, whenever the fancy takes you. What I will judge her for, is swiftly making a burger a permanent fixture, declaring them the best ever, before moving swiftly on to burgers new as though nothing has happened. If she didn't have a child, then fair enough, do as you please. But she does have a child to consider, so I will raise a judgemental eyebrow with no apologies.

She’s the UK’s 14th most influential burger eater yet she’s getting hot dogs on the side.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I appreciate that maybe you had to be here at the time, but Jack following the Queen on Twitter for less than 24 hours was really funny.

Jack writes a piece in the Express about the Queen.

Jack reckons the Queen should have a blue tick Twitter account.
@Silver Linings: She already does, you head:

Jack follows the Queen.

Jack unfollows the Queen the less than 24 hours later.

 

[Nonah]

I'm clearly being thick, can someone explain her answer?

I thought the article was about them bussing in heads of state on coaches (I'm imagining a night bus / 699 in Liverpool atmosphere!) so am a bit perplexed.

Someone got told off by the police yesterday for having a blank paper and pen. They were going to write anti monarchy slogans on it but got moved on. So it’s a massive and hilarious joke about that.

 

[girl1980]

She’s the UK’s 14th most influential burger eater yet she’s getting hot dogs on the side.

Thread title #394

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Back to arguing about last night's whatsapp

 

[KebabGirl]

Someone got told off by the police yesterday for having a blank paper and pen. They were going to write anti monarchy slogans on it but got moved on. So it’s a massive and hilarious joke about that.

Oh! Jack is soooo edgy.
(Sorry to have been the thicko)

 

[HotesTilaire]

Er yea I know people at every single food bank in Southend and she ain't volunteering at any

Do you know Geoff who liked her boeuf (not a euphemism)

 

[Just Lou]

The time line of Jack coming out as a lesbian varies, as does all things Jack, according to her audience.

Although Jack should be able to have as many burgers from as many different places as she wants without being burger-shamed.

Oh I absolutely agree Jack should be able to do whatever she pleases with whomever she pleases as long as no one gets hurt.

Wasn't my intention to imply otherwise, rather the juxtaposition of being with a man when she'd already come out as a lesbian (and the harm that does rather than just say she's bi). It's quite okay to be bi, or trans or anything else. It's quite damaging to say you identify as one group and swing wildly.

 

[IFellForIt]

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This account replying to the above Tweet has nearly 26k followers and echoes what we've all been saying for months.

ETA, Jack is tagged in this convo.

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I may or may not know this person (ish) and she has purchased Jacks books to use as prizes for giveaways and also donated to Jacks tip jar and is very much not impressed with the fact the current poverty act is just that, an ACT

 

[Emmapism]

Remember when you were a kid and you got into an argument with say, your sibling and you keep fighting over who has the last word? That's 90% of Jack's Twitter output lately.

Jack, after a long day of being childish on the internet

'oh lord. Today drained me'

 

[mackjonroe]

Jack has not one single aspect of her own personality. Everything is stolen from somewhere or an idea counjered up based on things she thinks people like to here. Her oh so cool choice in music for instance. Do duck off.
If we’re lucky she might butcher a Leonard Cohen song on YouTube like she killed bleeping landslide.
I think I’m the same age as jack and boy has she had a busy life! Who is allowing her to teach kids with her 4.5 GCSE’s?
It’s all lies. All of it.

 

[girl1980]

Which is it Jack?

Or

 

[hollowhusk]

Full thread.

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It's fairly bleeping simple to retain personal anonymity, you just don't talk about personal things on your Twitter. It's not like the Daily Fail is following her to AA meetings and papping her. If JK Rowling with her 14 million followers can keep her family, health and other aspects of her personal life private then so can she.

She also has probably breadcrumbed enough info that a genuine stalker could work out what groups she is going to. She has posted she is just away to a meeting on more than one occasion and wouldn't take a genius to find a list of local meetings. She has also posted she goes to several meetings a week so someone doing a bit of digging could turn up at several local meetings to try and find her.

 

[HotesTilaire]

What do you think Celebrity Twitter Squad made of her threat to cook for/throw a pie at the King?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

That’s over 130 followers she’s lost again today.

Womp, there goes another one.