it was a fight club joke dear heart!Please don't ruin the pixies for me
as a wise jack once taught me; the funniest jokes are ones that need to be explained
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as a wise jack once taught me; the funniest jokes are ones that need to be explained
Oh phew! I've never made it to the end of fight club, always fall asleep during the soap making bit
It now 'felt right' to take the book to a proper publisher. I bet it did. What felt right was the PRICE
And this is non-binary Jack, chatting mince about how she doesn't 'cook with her bra'. Didn't stop her from posting thirst traps in a bikini a few years on.
Did she use some of the Kickstarter money to pay the people on benefits who were testing these recipes for her? At least for the cost of ingredients? Or were they going out of pocket for her to virtue signal?
Just kidding. She doesn’t know a single person reliant on benefits and none of her recipes are tested, else they’d be edible.
Oh that's Jack's favourite bitOh phew! I've never made it to the end of fight club, always fall asleep during the soap making bit
Who can forget the great schism of 1993, when Big Dave split from the Marxists to form the Marxists for the Queen party, and their famous slogan - viva the royal famiy!
Don't ask me.. some fetishy kink play stuff probably.. adult babies?
Imma just have a Garibaldi and cuppa I think.. sex to me is like making edible food to jack.. I know it's a thing, but I'm not interested in learning how to make it.
She mentions, either in those excerpts or elsewhere, that The book was to be hand illustrated by local artists, I’m assuming that didn’t happen either.
More importantly, if Joe Bloggs didn’t get his book, how do we know the foodbanks did?
What do the yanks always say, follow the money.
It would have been, if Jack actually was trans and not having a strop. It was a pushing boundaries thing like toddlers do. Kind of seeing how much they can get away with. Leggy said bugger off and Jack had to follow through, hence the interviews. She got good traction out of it.
Which is sad, because her dad prefers her brother to Jack.
I was thinking the same - any evidence of the people on benefits or large families who tested these recipes? Any credits or mentions of them in the book? I'm afraid I haven't purchased a copy as it wouldn't fit on any of my 3 Cotswold bookcases.
duck that, starting eating meat again tomorrow.
Odds on her retweeting the post where the Wimbledon Foodbank are asking for donations as they are not govt. funded?
or on a really bad day 
Just pay Jack's PayPal, pal. She'll make sure the funds are transferred after a few months. The charity won't want the publicity though, so she won't name them. Publicity is only for the good of the donor (that's the right way round, yes?)
Yuck
Fear not. Look at them go to town on her back catalogue. The Pixies are ONE OF US!Please don't ruin the pixies for me
(I know you meant the Black Francis ones, but I think they’d give her short shrift too)
Christ, no one let that squig hear an episode of Henry's Cat, their balls will explode.
Just been thinking about her Wimbledon food bank post.
Why has she highlighted this in particular? I dont know for sure, but imagine food banks all over the country are having the same issue. Is she trying to claim her account had something to do with this one specific Wimbledon branch? How about her local food banks? What are they doing over the bank holiday? Do they need any help? Jack of all people should know, and offer her services. Or at the very least, inform her grateful squigs?
She is SO bleeping OFFENSIVE!!! HOW can she not see it?! I mean, I know she doesn’t give a tit cos it’s all about her, but duck me.
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