Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit

[Sweetcouchpotato]

Sorry but those pies? No.

I'm glad it's not the sabbath so I can contact the pro bond lawyer to start divorce proceedings because I asked my OH what he thought about chicken, prune, bacon, carrot, celery and black pudding pie and he said not only "that sounds nice" but - when told to just leave the house without getting his hat and coat - laughed and said "it sounds like something you'd make". Bloody WARNED

 

[jenny2603]

Wow, who would have guessed Jack would be one of those dickheads that gets a way too big a dog for them and then thinks it’s heeelarious that it’s completely out of control and ruining peoples’ days. Next she’ll be taking it to a pub garden and then sit there smiling moronically while it jumps up and leaves muddy paw prints on people.

I love dogs btw. I just think Covid has created so many awful, clueless owners.

I'm a bit wary of dogs I don't know and I really feel quite unsettled by dogs jumping at me. Idiots should be banned from owning dogs, clueless twats standing there "it's ok he's a big softy" whilst I'm about to have a nervo because some fluffy barking horse has it's paws on my shoulders.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Really don't rate her saying "I’ve learned a lot from navigating his experiences". What? How can she navigate his experiences?

Co-opters gonna co-opt, I suppose.

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

You paid a very high price for sobriety, Jack? YOU? As the daughter of an addict myself, what about your SON? What price has he paid? As the ex of an addict, what about all the partners you’ve had? What price have

Spoiler: “AA chat”

As the sister of a recently relapsed brother, who’s words to me were “I fucked up. I fell off the wagon.” Ownership. No excuses. No “but…”. Just told me what he’d done and that he was off to a meeting later. No blaming other people/events, just a simple confession and off to a meeting. Which he then didn’t broadcast the details of to me, or on SM.

I know there are AA Fraus here and I know you do suffer for your actions; I’ve seen it with my brother. But there’s never any acknowledgement of how it affects anyone around her.

 

[girl1980]

This sounds like something you've already had before, but nominating 'Specialist subject-self' as a thread title if not already used before!!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Cor blimey it's Sweeney Jack making orrible pies. Poor lodger is pie fodder now. Did she get Harold and the taxman too?

Speaking of Sweeney Todd, did y'all know that it's cockney rhyming slang for Flying Squad? In other words, polis! Perhaps Jack is sending us secret signals.

 

[FrankReagan]

I think she’d pivot to being a Kirsty Alsopp ‘village green make do and mend bootstrap home crafts and Tory lifestyle guru’ faster than you could say “Aga in the kitchen and Laura Ashley Homemade Bunting”.

I can imagine her version of Mrs Hinch Homeware at Tesco….

Jack Nouveau-Riche (nee Monroe) at Waitrose:

- Mint, Vanilla, Brie & Rosemary scented candles
- Heart wall plaque with ‘Softly, Gently, Forensically’
- Recipe card holder (empty)
- Black denim apron ‘Top Slop’
- 5kg marble rolling pin ‘go well’ logo

 

[Universal]

I would be furious if I worked for the NHS and they invited someone who broke lockdown rules more than once to preach to me.

 

[Boyo]

Have to drag this through from the last thread too. Seriously, what is the grey bit??

 

[That Forensic Man]

Something about her saying she’s a ‘big sister’ to this young black boy just doesn’t sit right with me lol. I presume he is a child fostered by her parents, in which case she’s one of their long moved out adult children and it’s not like she would have been around to be a big sister to him and take care of him? Idk just seems like she’s using him to inserting herself into a conversation about racism.

That's exactly what she's doing and there are other people being called out for it in that thread.
I just find it annoying that she had to lower the tone with performative outrage "shut the fuck up" while talking about a child sibling and the wider topic of children watching the trailer, it's just needless and unpleasant.
The whiplash from "spilling over with happy tears" and "this hit all my squishy feels" to "shut the fuck up". She's just an unpleasant person and she can't blame this on being snippy and exhausted, it's just what she's like.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Excellent a badly trained dog, well done pet.

Wow, who would have guessed Jack would be one of those dickheads that gets a way too big a dog for them and then thinks it’s heeelarious that it’s completely out of control and ruining peoples’ days. Next she’ll be taking it to a pub garden and then sit there smiling moronically while it jumps up and leaves muddy paw prints on people.

I love dogs btw. I just think Covid has created so many awful, clueless owners.

 

[FlashBoof]

It’s so cute seeing all the new people incredulous over Jacks nonsense like we have been for two years. It’s easy to forget how we felt in those early weeks and months of digging, uncovering, working out and agape at things like designer crockery/eBay auctions/ hats/scarves/dresses/girlfriends/…lies/contradictions/embellishments…and the way people are coming to the same conclusions we have been making since about thread 6! Long may it continue!

 

[Moneypenny’sfreedom]

Delete if this has already been shared, am 8 pages behind.

Would this sort of criticism been posted 18 months ago? Are things really turning?

 

[Switchstreetz]

We're getting all her greatest hits this week
- disgusting food
- Zoe eccentricity tweets
- going from 0-100 in 2.5 seconds on a new relationship
- snippy remarks
- pet endangerment
- convenient illness that disappears when it's time for the next tweet
- LIES

"Now! that's what I call Jack Monroe"

ETA I forgot "nightmare fuel facetime!" Filling up disc 2 already

 

[GrannyOgg]

The “NHS” talk is for a non-profit third sector organisation @provide_CIC that provides services for NHS, the COO and chief nurse tweeted saying looking forward to seeing her. molly tagging NHS silly, it’s these suckers. View attachment 1571594

Not sure how’s she talking to 3000 employees, according to their website they only have slightly over 1000 working for them. Why does she feel the need to lie about every damn thing?

 

[IFellForIt]

I wish she’d learn to write. This is unreadable, overblown, pseudo intellectual wordpumble.

She types like she is trying to hit a word count in a GCSE English test

 

[Shimmering]

Well no wonder she's up shit creek financially if her income depends on her reputation and reliability.

Spoiler alert: the patreon coin keeps coming no matter what

 

[Day3TShirt]

Now that has disturbed the aneurysm. Very angered indeed-what utter melt does the bookings for these events?! Also if I was a writer and I was giving the Cookson talk I’d be so proud and honoured-that would probably be the main topic of my Twitter-tge women who’ve given the talk before me and how much I’m looking forward to it etc. She’s an ungrateful wretch.

There are a lot of media types who’ve moved to Hastings from London. The local name for them is FILTH - failed in London try Hastings. Prob some mate of hers involved in the festival.

 

[jenny2603]

So, if she wasn’t talking to herself which she clearly is, the situation would be that she didn’t get permission to post this snippet as the person hadn’t actually read her response yet? Or do all the people she ‘supports in recovery’ agree to become content for her boring ass twitter feed?

I hope she is talking to herself as it's better than the alternative but regardless she shouldn't even by implying she shares stuff online. I'm a very private person and I know I'd be mortified at anyone sharing part of a private conversation with me, even if my details weren't shared. If I was attending AA, I would leave any group she was a part of and find one where people don't milk you for content. What she's doing could really put people off sharing in her group. She's disgusting.

 

[jenny2603]

I’m coming round to the No Housemate theory. It’s maybe partly trolling and also a useful future excuse if she’s asked about introducing her range of paramours to SB - oh no I’ve known them YEARS, where did I say there was a NEW person… AND… oh great news comments club, my housemate is moving with me and I can afford my dream home after all!

Anyway, she’s a grubby vortex of lies.

Can you say 'she's a grubby vortex of lies' again, around page 40 in the thread because that's one hell of a thread title.