Justacatindisguise
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Jack mate, parents don't gather at the school gates to walk their 12 year olds home.
How does anyone believe that kid lives with her?
Jack mate, parents don't gather at the school gates to walk their 12 year olds home.
It's a minor miracle anyone made it out the 70s and 80s alive. If they weren't allowing insane dogs to run amok they had you trapped in a poorly ventilated room full of chain smokers. Then there were all those public health and safety ads that left you a nervous wreck. Wild times.Gosh that brought back an identical memory from decades ago when I was about 5. The neighbour's alsation Sheba (they were always called Sheba) snarled, lunged at me then bit my arm in their kitchen. The owners had been saying 'stroke her, her barking is only her saying hallo'. Apparently her bite was then 'a love nip'. Were people all utterly barmy back then?
I don't thing Jack's dog is one of those scary breeds, but any large unruly dog is not good. And running around with her baggy undercrackers is a particularly nauseating thought. Poor dog. Had they just been draped on the bed sofa after pumble?
The follow up is even more irritating, somehow.I wish she’d learn to write. This is unreadable, overblown, pseudo intellectual wordpumble.
Hi, I see you’re posting a lot of links to the s*n. That’s entirely your choice I’m not moderating, but just letting you know that there’s a section of us (and society) who refuse to read it.This is what single mums want to aspire to when decorating kids rooms - no whinging, https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/1...ce=sharebar_native&utm_medium=sharebar_native
Sounds like a Victorian mourning dish.
Each employee is bringing two bodyguards?Not sure how’s she talking to 3000 employees, according to their website they only have slightly over 1000 working for them. Why does she feel the need to lie about every damn thing?
And her ceaseless claim to be “working 120 hour weeks”, or the similar claim re. Yesterday, that she works until “3AM” - how can she keep on saying it when there’s absolutely zero output? It’s maddening to the point of fascination. No book (still), she doesn’t write, say, a regular column, no recipes and no Patreon output. No regular tv work. In fact, when she does get gigs she finds it incredibly easy to drop this never ending stream of work and to suddenly start working similarly long hours on the tv production - so what happens to this ‘work’ that there’s absolutely no evidence of. It was funny also to read her older tweet the other day about needing to sleep for mammoth stretches (16 hours was it?) after covid … how the fuck is that possible?So by 23.07 Jack had deleted the tweet asking for donations to her PayPal accountOur intrepid heroine seems to have returned around 9.45. She immediately took aim at Martin Daubney.
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She then discovered Lawrence Fox, cad that he is, had donated £5 to her appeal. She immediately donated his fiver to the Trussel Fund. Given that, it is perhaps not unreasonable to assume that is where all the unneeded donations went. They are a worthy cause close to Jacks heart ( see Tee Mill).
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Fearing Daubney was unaware of who he was up against, Jack sensibly decided to enlighten him. Alas, Mr Daubney seemed unimpressed.
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You’re wondering about Pat aren’t you? Wonder no longer…
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Anything seemed possible on that exciting night
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But there was a certain unhappiness brewing. Questions were beginning to be asked….
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.. and not all of them from Lozza.
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By 1.12 pm Saturday 14th May, Jack was able to share with us that she had instructed her lawyer. Is poor Pat in included under “and co”? Surely not!
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After this stern announcement, little was shared about the upcoming case until May 20, when Jack confirmed that lawyers letters had been fired off and public apologies demanded. The interesting bit is at around 11.02 although it’s all good. Jack tells Us all about her 120 hour week. It’s very moving.
Fortunately, given that I can find no apologies from any of the gentlemen named by Jack, by May 28th she had a crack team of paralegals on the case
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So is there an ongoing lawsuit or have matters been quietly settled out of court?
Happily, from our point of view none of that matters, because as recently as August 26th, Jack tweeted this…
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I can hardly contain my excitement to find out exactly how much money was donated to Jacks PayPal account that night. The Trussell fund must surely have received more than Lozzas fiver. Or perhaps the money went to some other, equally worthy, cause?
Just tell us Jack, you know you’re dying too and after all transparency isn’t just for tories,
I’m in Croatia. Funnily enough when I was doing my A Levels my Spanish exchange was to Caceres in ExtremaduraMe too, though I'm in central Spain (Extremadura) away from the coast where it is cloudy and hot. Trying to keep up here as I don't want to fall too far behind, but sitting on my phone reading about the smol pixie would be a bit rude. I keep trying to do sneaky reads when no-one is looking.
I could say that I wish I wish I was home contributing to the discussion, but that would be a lie. I love it here. Just off out for tapas and some vino tinto. Adiós cábala.
ETA I can hardly wait for the haircut pictures. I can imagine they will be dreadful.
That's what I call being literal too.Great work so far, GrannyOgg. Keep it up!!
On the literal autism: I had an old colleague who’s son was autistic. He used to take things very literally, for example: one year at Easter, he was making cards at school. The design of the card was a large Easter egg with smaller eggs made out of tissue paper.
he brought it home and my colleague and her family said well done etc. she said to her son along the lines of ‘that’s a lovely Easter egg, and I like all the wee eggs on the front of it too’. He responded ‘it’s not an egg with small eggs on the front. It’s a bit of paper with tissue paper stuck on it’.
that to me is classic literal thinking for someone with autism.
Let’s just remind ourselves….
It’s a shame that she can’t be as incredibly literal when talking about the transparency she promised in relation to Teemill.Just a small and trivial point.
“there’s a pie with your name on it. Autistic = incredibly literal”
but this isn’t an example of being incredibly literal is it? It’s knowingly making a play on words. It’s (if it even happened) a self-aware joke, not thinking that if you say “there’s a pie with your name on it” it has to have a name on it, cause you’re autistic and don’t understand idiomatic phrases.
I don’t want to diagnose anyone online and I don’t know a great deal about autism but I am not autistic as far as I know, and I might feasibly, jokingly text someone “there’s a pie with your name on it” if it literally had their name on it, because I’d see it as a pun around the idiom (the pie is meant for you) and the unusual reality (it actually does have your name in pastry)
my point is that this doesn’t seem an autistic thing at all?