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Jesus Lazarus - we are twinning tonight@GrannyOgg no rush darl, but I don’t want to start the programme I’m about to watch until I’ve read your hotly anticipated post.![]()
BH’s (better halfI'm saying this because I know you'll all know what I mean and in the safe knowledge that you all know I'm not being offensive to anyone except... Well, you know.
This 'pie'
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If your 7 year old kid came.rushing home with this pie they made.in Home economics, you'd be thrilled to pieces right?
"Aww Jack, you've even put your name on it and some stars"
If, however, someone you didn't know but was obviously over the age of 30.
If they proudly handed it to you... you'd be worried she'd been eating the wax crayons wouldn't you?
Also, if she fried it after she made the sandwich up, why is the piece of bread in the middle fried too?
It’s a shame that she can’t be as incredibly literal when talking about the transparency she promised in relation to Teemill.Just a small and trivial point.
“there’s a pie with your name on it. Autistic = incredibly literal”
but this isn’t an example of being incredibly literal is it? It’s knowingly making a play on words. It’s (if it even happened) a self-aware joke, not thinking that if you say “there’s a pie with your name on it” it has to have a name on it, cause you’re autistic and don’t understand idiomatic phrases.
I don’t want to diagnose anyone online and I don’t know a great deal about autism but I am not autistic as far as I know, and I might feasibly, jokingly text someone “there’s a pie with your name on it” if it literally had their name on it, because I’d see it as a pun around the idiom (the pie is meant for you) and the unusual reality (it actually does have your name in pastry)
my point is that this doesn’t seem an autistic thing at all?
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Jack made pie
You're all assuming the pie is the correct way up...Hold on Fraus can’t we get forensic here
housemate‘s name is B—-D
Bodyguard's first initial is S.Hold on Fraus can’t we get forensic here
housemate‘s name is B—-D
Miss Anne Thrope last thread knows who Camembert man is - a local business entrepreneur.
can we establish if better half / bodyguard / housemate / best friend are the same potato-faced labourer?
This may have been said but B- -D = BodygaurD. Obvs she used the tinniest pastry letters for the middle bitHold on Fraus can’t we get forensic here
housemate‘s name is B—-D
Miss Anne Thrope last thread knows who Camembert man is - a local business entrepreneur.
can we establish if better half / bodyguard / housemate / best friend are the same potato-faced labourer?
Oh that is disappointing. It's a really good idea too but if they're a Jack stan, that causes me issues around trust and so I SHAN'T donate. Just to be clear I'm not accusing the fundraising squig of anything but if they can't see what's wrong with how Jack had run the Teemill fundraiser and her Patreon then I can't take the chance. I shall continue to stick dried herbs and spices in the foodbank box at the supermarket but I really liked the idea of giving people their own basic collection as it opens up so many possibilities for making food go further. Even just something as simple as stirring a bit of smoked paprika through unrinsed baked beans livens them up no end, especially cheaper brands. That might work with unrinsed hoops too, now I come to think of it.So she has alphabet pastry cutters to add to the clutter/tat pile. My god, the hoarding in that place must be outrageous!
The lovey Trifle Defender has also shared the promo for spices to be purchased for prisoners. Which proves, yet again, that she is a wholly decent and wonderful being and way WAY nicer than me - because I sure as tit wouldn’t be sharing it as it has been set up by one of Jacks biggest fans and flag wavers. To the point I had to unfollow her, which was a shame because, minus the overly zealous Jackolyte nonsense, she was a good Twitter follow but I have zero tolerance for the Jack fan club now.
has anyone else noticed that Vlad, if written in the Russian alphabet could, quite easily, be mistaken for B--dHold on Fraus can’t we get forensic here
housemate‘s name is B—-D
Miss Anne Thrope last thread knows who Camembert man is - a local business entrepreneur.
can we establish if better half / bodyguard / housemate / best friend are the same potato-faced labourer?