Jack Monroe #390 Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow

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Do not blame yourself, tender one, I expect you were in a fugue state and not responsible for your actions.
 
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Oh this is brilliant and so very well said.... exactly what a lot of people think I reckon.
 
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Blimey, can you imagine Jack at Maccy D’s?

First Day 7am start time
10am Jack arrives. Perturbed at lack of red carpet. Tells a pensioner who asks about the WiFi to stop asking questions can’t they see she’s BUSY. Asks where her office is. Says she’s 90% vegan and could murder a double cheeseburger, bring it NOW.
10:01 Jack sacked.
 
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My aneurysm:

Apologies for stating the obvious but what simultaneously amuses / perplexes / infuriates me is the way in which her Twitter minions appear to have the collective memory of a goldfish.

The banana pancakes and the diabetic recipes are my tipping point. She posts a picture of her breakfast, absorbs the narcissistic supply then, when probed any further, plucks an idea out of her arse that she will never follow through on. Rinse and repeat…

I mean it’s just so easily disproven. The last recipe she posted was the Upside Down Pish Pie 3 weeks ago and that was only prompted by AM’s Patreon expose. Even the Wikipedia page for the Vimes Boots Index confirms that it exists as a “series of Twitter hashtags” only, despite Jack’s insinuation that she singlehandedly reconfigurated the way in which the UK ONS calculates inflation. I’m not a statistician but I’m fairly certain one cannot extropolate reliable data from random shopping Asda receipts sent to a self proclaimed poverty expert by wee dafties on Twitter.

This is the extent of Jack’s EXHAUSTING 100 hour weeks! The little match girl’s bones are grinding to DUST from the sheer magnitude of this physical labour. And all she gets is enough cashos to get her a £20 yellow sticker shop once a week. The injustice of it all!
 
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She'd never get the job in the first place, she's too grubby and unhygienic. They'd take one look at her nails and nope her CV to oblivion.

(Maccie-D's have standards, yo.)
 
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this one?

 
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It did seem remarkably out of character for them. It is also a key tenet of AA recovery that you should admit fault promptly when you are in the wrong and make sincere amends and, despite my personal misgivings about the Patreon & Teemill situation, I kind of hope that’s what’s happened here because people can and do change if they want to. JM just needs to apply that humility to fixing the rest of the slo-mo reputational car crash that we seem to be witnessing in real time before it’s too late.
 
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Christ of a thousand years, there’ll be sectarian tweeting about Tayto by nightfall.
 
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May 13 and onwards.
She hasn’t been as careful as she thought. She didn’t delete this. It’s where she pays Laurence Fox donation to TT. Read the bottom tweet

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Please note I'm linking to another site and there are a lot of tweets here. It's not practical to screenshot and squig at that volume. So can we have a bit of common sense and decency here. You wouldn't go hassling a squig you'd seen on Twitter or following on Nitter so don't do it here. Mods if this is an issue delete with no hard feelings.

13th May on Wayback



14th May on Wayback (Jack's lawyer is Jewish)



15th May (Cashos to TT please)


16th May on Wayback

 
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Apropos of nothing, but for someone supposedly requiring close protection, she doesn’t half make it easy to track her down.

I’m only a recent noticer of the grifter than is Jack, and I managed to find her ‘shitty bungalow’ within about 20 mins. When should I expect my visit from the police to warn me about stalking her? I’d like to make them some chicken liver and blue cheese pumble.
 
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For someone who is being sued, Lawrence Fox hasn’t even deleted the tweet sharing the video (neither has Jack bizarrely)
Did he, Anderson and Daubney even receive cease and desist letters?
WTF happened to the PayPal donations? We know Jack was watching the money roll in, she saw Lozzas fiver and refunded it.
How much was raised? How much was spent? Crucially, was there anything left and did it go to charity as promised?
Now I have to find something called a wayback machine and learn how to use it.



Timestamped too. Thank you. At the time I assumed she was meeting With her lawyer, looking back she going to AA
 
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I've linked you to Wayback upthread

 
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hang on, wasn't she just supposed to be going to dublin for lunch and back the same day?

if she's only just got there, it's a bit past lunchtime...
 
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Yes! Please engage humility, humanity and other hum words because it makes you seem decent. Which reminds me, can I please thank the Frau who, a few threads back, recommended the Tom Kerridge ep of the Past Imperfect podcast. Such a balm to listen to a creative, constructive, compassionate and decent human being talk about food and just helping out. (Also, you could almost hear someone’s nose click out of joint when he talked about working with Marcus Rashford (am still working on this becoming a better person thing).)
 
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