Laughed like a drain at Kerry Hudson getting columns in the Guardian, as she is so absolutely everything that Jack pretends to be but is not.
I’m sure it’s been done before, and much more FORENSICALLY, but out of curiosity I went and had a little gander on the weekend at Jack’s Guardian/Observer output.
Not that this is just Jack’s byline; articles and columns written by Jack. It does not include the myriad fawning interviews with/articles about Jack (with their occasionally regrettable accompanying photoshoots
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
).
2022 3 (so far)
2021 1
2020 4
2019 7
2018 3
2017 2
2016 5 (two of these are her putting the ‘I’ in ‘I, Daniel Blake’)
2015 26
2014 55
2013 24 (starting in late July)
I get that she had a recipe column in 2013-2014, but fuck me, on average more than one article a week written by Jack is…a lot. Some might even call it “Way Too Much”.
ETA I also learned from a 2019 article that Louisa was a long-term vegetarian and that Jack used to keep a huge container of dried sage and onion stuffing (she “buys 5 boxes at a time and decants it” into one giant container) to chuck into every one of Louisa’s meals, including a nut roast that Louisa proclaimed “The best ever”.
*Note, I just clicked on that one randomly because it had a really daft photo. Even in service to the canal I could not bring myself to click more than that.
I give you the follow up to ‘James and the Giant Peach’; Jack and the Giant Laptop.