Jack Monroe #390 Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow

[Aquamarina]

i don't have the ailments list, dear heart. i have enough on my plate!

i believe it was the frau who lives in spain, has an olive tree and is somehow connected to lauren laverne. not been seen round these parts in quite a while. hope they're ok

is it in the wiki?

Sorry lovely.

It’s so hard remembering everything, given how much info there is on Jack that’s occurred in the two and a half years I’ve been on Tattle. It does feel like bloody 84 when it comes to her various ailments etc though!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Jack right now... "I'm no fan of the institution of the monarchy, as you all well know, but I just think some people have a God given right to rule and that should be respected by the rest of us OK"

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Looking forward to hearing about Jack's funeral plan codenamed 'Southend Pier '

 

[SpudYouHate]

This has GOT to be Jack talking to herself. Please tell me it is!
Otherwise what's wrong with the Squigs?

Actually, It can't be. There are apostrophes.

 

[Julia Edwards]

Thread title?

 

[ishant]

Im not a fan of KH but it doesn’t surprise me she made a mistake there…

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Is anyone making a new thread?

I think this is the winning title

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Thread title:

Jack's met the Queen more times than she's cooked edible dinners.

(Piss off, I think it's funny..)

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

So this is the poem doing the round. I wonder if the Lady Di poet had a hand in this?

 

[Julia Edwards]

So this is the poem doing the round. I wonder if the Lady Di poet had a hand in this?

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This is really VERY VERY POOR

 

[Fitnessqueen]

So this is the poem doing the round. I wonder if the Lady Di poet had a hand in this?

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About 15 of my friends have shared this. There is not enough wine in the house to deal with it.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Im not a fan of KH but it doesn’t surprise me she made a mistake there…

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Thanks Laurie, hun. Keep us up to date won’t ya? X

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

About 15 of my friends have shared this. There is not enough wine in the house to deal with it.

It’s just so……twee? Some idiot has knocked it up in a few minutes thinking she lives in a Disney film or something.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

"in a world where king's and queens [SIC] are Monarch's everyday'. Do you mean... like this world?

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

So this is the poem doing the round. I wonder if the Lady Di poet had a hand in this?

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Oh, THE APOSTROPHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SpudYouHate]

Im not a fan of KH but it doesn’t surprise me she made a mistake there…

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Why? The Queen died at Balmoral. Lucky for her, I say. Fancy being confronted with this lot on your deathbed.

 

[Malkiavelli]

So this is the poem doing the round. I wonder if the Lady Di poet had a hand in this?

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Why you cry
Her royal high die
A sudden death
Elizabeth

 

[BlendedSlop]

Come back children with Rickets (and crumpled bus tickets), all is forgiven.

 

[Agent Krycek]

Where does the term 'smol pixie' come from by the way, is it JM's self description?

 

[SpudYouHate]

Why you cry
Her royal high die
A sudden death
Elizabeth

I love it!! So much better. A genuine lol. <3