Jack Monroe #390 Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow

[sloppyjax]

Pumble also became sentient and tried to triangulate some fraus, myself included. Pumble can multiply, seemingly at will but we're not sure how. It appears to be a force of malevolence. Pumble is out there.

Should that go in the wiki…?

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Christ I know it’s a pain but I don’t think that’s a new thing? Certain items are limited.
I remember going to Tesco with my best friend and her gran like five years ago and they wouldn’t let us buy more than three blocks of Cathedral City cheddar as it was on offer.
Margery told the manager to stuff it as I recall and we didn’t light the beacons to summon Jack.

I think they limit stuff as neededoke.ofntheir stocks are.getting low.
But, I seem to recall jack did make a big deal about her local asda being low on stuff and tried to say it was Asda removing them from sale nationwide (my memory may.not be accurate there though).. so it'll be a similar story no doubt.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

It will be action stations for Jack as she's such a top journo

*Slop journo

Fixed that for ya.

 

[SpudYouHate]

Fuck me, she just loves talking about herself, doesn't she? It's all about herself. And she is giddy from the attention.

She also shuts up people by saying that when she is critisized it's because people don't want to engage with her topics. Which is nonsense. We have Frauen here who do more for the current cost of living crisis than she does with her evermoans. It's the epitome of 'if you're not with me, you're against me (and all the people I claim to help)'.

Also, fuck you for claiming you are 'rags to slightly better rags, you cosplaying magpie.

God, that's SO nasal and hard to listen to. Shame.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Who would know?!

Jack Monroe #214 Obviously not quite such a big name in Southend

Jack LOVES facts telling fairytales. This whole aticle is full of lies, oh my days, she really lives in her own reality. Six months food bank user? Curing meats on a deli counter? Debenhams? Working class? 'It could be served at The Ivy?!!!! Oh no Jack. Oh no...

tattle.life

The 25 by 2004 and about 70 by 2015 when they retired from fostering could make sense. Those articles are nothing to do with Jack so I'd be inclined to believe they're fairly accurate. 80 and 100 are Jack lying exaggerating.

 

[Tittykitty]

So Jack's therapists have now

1. given her a teddy bear?
2. given her a weighted hoop
3. given her music recommendations

and she has them on her phone in case she wants to check up on minor trivia. I think she is, in some sad way, confusing 'therapist' with 'friend', maybe because she doesn't have friends and is imagining her counsellors in that role, based on some not-quite-right misunderstanding about what you do with friends and what they do for you (text each other, give gifts)

And I still only got an email

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I misread 'brio' as 'biro' and thought 'surely the queen uses a fountain pen?'

She may have even had several. *Insert mr colins gif*

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Whoever has made that should get a Turner prize.

Or at least a mention at the sloppies!

 

[usefullyuseless]

I don't think anyone posted this...

I'm no monarchist, but I wouldn't be without them.

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I mentioned this comment up thread but I incorrectly dated it to Christmas last year as I thought she had said it after the speech. Apologies one and all.

 

[Nurseali]

She's worse than Cowmilla- at least she never made a pumble"
New thread title?

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

@GrannyOgg Only record I can find so far is 2007. This would put her there at age 18/19 (unless you are a 1978 truther).

She disappears then re-emerges under Jack Monroe in 2012 and has intermittent records in Southend up to now.

 

[Captainmouse]

A baby doesn't but the article says 2 year old they've had since tiny - possibly still sharing but would have been expected to have their own room before long surely.

PUNCHED BROTHER COME HERE AND CLEAR UP WHEN YOU JOINED THE ARMY.

I thought it was the RAF?

 

[Whaa?]

Has she blocked the amount of Patreons you can see now? I can't see it.
She is so sneaky. Embarassed about the numbers she is losing I presume.

I can see the totals, up one from yesterday.

 

[HotesTilaire]

It's a direct quote from Big Dave in The Guardian. 3 at that point, lots more over the years. The article wording is tricksy as fucking usual - says they have Jack and her brother, 16 & 17, and that the household currently consists of three foster kids. It doesn't actually say Jack and her brother were still at home. There are ways for it to have worked out that everyone had their own room

But yes anyway Jack Monroe calls foster children feral. Twat.

A baby doesn’t need it’s own room

 

[flightofthealligator]

That’s really odd - foster children might arrive at night but it’s highly unlikely they would leave at night.
Moving to a new placement - usually in the daytime so they can settle in for night, going back to bio family, again usually planned in advance to happen in daylight overseen by social worker
I am foster placement and social work adjacent, so if anyone has lived experience please chime in, but it sounds unlikely to me.

I agree. Even if there was an emergency placement move everybody in the family would know why the child had to be moved quickly because it would likely be a crisis and crises don’t tend to happen softly, gently. Arriving in the night, yes because kids might have to be in a place of safety. But moving foster placements either happen in a planned way or everything is kicking off.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

Vlad is clearly listening to all this fostering talk, I’m getting ads for fostering. I’m of the opinion that the super special life changing thing from a few weeks and chaoses ago was Jack applying to be a foster carer. Maybe that was actually her last ditch attempt at staying in the bungalow. If we are correct in thinking Big Dave has some kind of hand in the new downsizing flat then if Jack had been approved for fostering (which she clearly has not) she could have pulled a ta-dah, look Dad, I’m going to be foster carer just like you, but I need the extra space so rather than letting me rent one of your places on the cheap or stand guarantor or whatever the arrangement is could you just bung me a few hundred a month to help cover the rent instead? Just speculation but who knows?

 

[Captainmouse]

Little OJ, who we have no evidence is a murderer but equally no conclusive proof is not a murderer is flapping about Twitter warning left wing people the Daily Mail are trawling Twitter looking for people being rude about HMTQ so they can ruin their lives . He's telling people to be careful what they say, I wonder why OJ is concerned about what people might say about The Queen's health at this time. Really makes you think.

Anyway, I hope Jack ignores his advice and gets cancelled for treason.

Off to the tower with her toot suite

 

[Just Lou]

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She's quoting Neil Kinnock because Liz Truss is modelling herself on Thatcher.

 

[HotesTilaire]

8 decades? Pretty sure it was her platinum this year

She means from the 50s to the 20s “across” 8 decades

 

[Hoopful]

Dublin fraus, you’re in our thoughts. Go well.

I'm going well. Going on the train at 5:35pm to get out of this Jackstruck city. Will she be gone by Tuesday?