Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

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It's a dormer bungalow which does have stairs
 
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I had a fictional breeze in my house when I was in my 20s and that was bad enough. Nearly blew the bloody house down.
You were lucky. I currently have a metaphorical breeze ripping through my house and I'm not even sure it's survivable.
 
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I find the best thing to do is treat everything she says like a back to front science experiment from school, with the conclusion being ‘she’s lying’ then take your steps backwards from there to fill in the gaps.
 
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It's a dormer bungalow which does have stairs
Chalet bungalow is used by estate agents to describe the setup where bedrooms are in the roof/eaves. It’s common in that part of south-east, bet if you search bungalows in Southend on Rightmove you will find many.
 
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So having a Nokia 3310 in 2004 proves she's working class? I had a 3310 up until 2003 when I gave it to my extremely middle class dad who used it for years. It wasn't exactly old technology then.....
 
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I think Iqbal would have something to say about that! He knows a sh1tter when he sees one. That squig is actually describing Jack in their second paragraph.
 
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You were lucky. I currently have a metaphorical breeze ripping through my house and I'm not even sure it's survivable.
Knew someone who told me about an allegorical breeze on the 8th storey of his house. It just had too many levels.
 
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She was brownnosing an American named Linda Tirado at the time, copying her. Tirado wrote a well-regarded piece about how poverty affects teeth.
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Probably not permitted here, so pls delete if necessary, but looking at LT, it seems to me that the two have a lot more in common than just their stories of poverty. Like a lot of contradictions and stuff not ringing true. Is LT Jack's mentor/ role model in ALL ways, possibly?
 
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Also completely outrageous that she said the N word in the first place!!
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This is what she does. It's widely agreed that the N word is the worst and most toxic of all the racially abusive words. It's history is shameful and for white as mayo Monroe to go chucking it about in a pity me whine is disgusting.
 
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If the squiggle comment was aimed at me it was a ss that has been shared all over social media and isn’t in any way directly related to Jack so I didn’t think it needed it but I will report it for deletion
Please don't, I just thought unless they were a blue ticker we had to. Go gently sweet one
 
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Im so confused about the bubble wrap
Jack has two French doors at the rear of her house. I am guessing, if she ever actually did it, those were covered in bubble wrap and then she didn't use the doors after that. She has a regular back door in the kitchen.

#doors
 
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I’ve never heard of that!
It’s a shame because she does put on a new costume and cosplay her latest character, Bowie could never has so many reinventions.
A Mr Benn is someone in and out of the closet, it’s absolutely what would be said about Jack and her sexuality right now hence I’m softly, gently pointing it out
 
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