I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if the ‘friends’ were her parents’ postman and BorbaraCatching up after a day ofpaid workbut chicken liver and black pudding lasagne?
Dear lord. Did she feed it to the two mates now in ICU?
(Apologies. But does anyone here honestly believe they exist or are any more than friends of friends - she’s a classic narc inserting herself in every tragedy!)
It's a handwritten list of Very Bad Ideas.Her IDEAS NOT RECIPES list has confirmed, more than ever, that she hates food.
https://giphy.com/RZZj0DKsidiLuWhy the actual F would you (pretend to) sleep on a sofa when you don’t need to?
Completed it, mate!Chilli con carne with chocolate (it is actually a thing that works) served on lettuce rolls.
Now get me on Lorraine
She can get all the SM engagement she needs pretending to sleep on the sofa. if there’s nothing in it for her actually sleeping on the sofa then she’s not.When I was 12, it would have bothered me to no end if my mother had moved me into her bedroom and started sleeping on the sofa. It would have creeped me out and made me feel guilty. My mother struggled with her mental health, and I was always protecting her by pretending everything was okay---even when it wasn't. My parents divorced when I was 16, and I took on the role of parent to my mother at that point. I pray SB never has to do that, but Jack seems all too willing to turn the household inside out rather than consider maintaining a stable environment.
She has a huge effing shed where she can "declutter." There was no reason to do this save one: play the victim.
FFS, does Jack ever take the day off of having an answer to everything?! I’m not into that list at all, some of those names read like colon cleansers and goodness knows over how long she has accumulated such stock of things that don’t feature in the £20 shop. Hello, freezer burn?!
Christ, she really is thick!She's deleted this attempt to smear someone who seems genuinely baffled by her hostility.
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Here's the tweet in question. Never, ever underestimate just how thick she is.
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I think you’vehas anything been herd from the publishers that were recently subjected to the ancient pickled radishes?
Thread title nomination. no other context required.*Exaggerated for effect,
Mmmm taramasalata made with chardonnay vinegarmother of god, don't give her ideas!
Coming from the past, so I'm sure a cheesy Frau has already thought of this but is the winter of 2022 going to be a fondue resurgence? 🫕It’s definitely do-able, there’s recipes using candle heat - I just badly want to see her try to recreate them
Thread title?Even the trolls have blocked her.
And it's really quite nuts that she can remember the price of a packet of custard powder in 2012 because autistic with a forensic memory for detail, but not precisely where she got quite memorably patterned, brightly coloured bottoms like that (or any other item the Squigs ask about). Just incredible the way her genius mind works, really.Loooool I'm sure she used the "the label fell off/the writing's worn away" excuse the other day when someone asked her about another item of clothing. Jack, just tell her they were £250 from John Lewis*, the squigs would excuse you if you were wiping your arse with £50 notes anyway.
*Exaggerated for effect, before she threatens to sue.
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