Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

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Ms Biscuit

When I was 12, it would have bothered me to no end if my mother had moved me into her bedroom and started sleeping on the sofa. It would have creeped me out and made me feel guilty. My mother struggled with her mental health, and I was always protecting her by pretending everything was okay---even when it wasn't. My parents divorced when I was 16, and I took on the role of parent to my mother at that point. I pray SB never has to do that, but Jack seems all too willing to turn the household inside out rather than consider maintaining a stable environment.

She has a huge effing shed where she can "declutter." There was no reason to do this save one: play the victim.
 
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Bugger13

usefullyuseless said:
"I've got two friends"

*Maury voice* the lie detector test determined... That was a lie

So we're back to 'don't come at me I have problems' but it's fine for her to be a snarky weapon to anyone/everyone. Twatticus.
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Exactly. Who’s to say the people she’s tweeting aren’t in hospital or have their nearest and dearest in. Or have lost their job. Or are depressed. Or anything actually. Self centred little shit.
 
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DinosaurSenior

Remember when Jack said she walked 25,000 steps in a day, just pottering round the house? I've just done a 10 mile beach walk ... 24,000 steps.

She's such an arsehole.

And that awful, awful food! Just horrifying
 
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Fitnessqueen

I may have missed the answer to this but is Tory Choc woman the same one she tweeted lurid descriptions of rape and torture threats in response to an attempt at a cheap meal idea a while ago?
And why is she sleeping on a narrow sofa in a three bedroom house?
 
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Slop n slide

‘Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow’ thread title nomination
 
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Hold my beans

DinosaurSenior said:
Remember when Jack said she walked 25,000 steps in a day, just pottering round the house? I've just done a 10 mile beach walk ... 24,000 steps.

She's such an arsehole.

And that awful, awful food! Just horrifying
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Was that after Martin Lewis said he walks 20,000 a day?
 
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ChactFecker

Wait, she is having a go at people commenting on someones physical appearance in the first instance?

The very same woman who giggles hysterically at herself for calling Jacob Rees-Mogg a "Haunted Victorian Coatrack" on numerous occasions?
 
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MoistenedGussets

AndrewsDaddy said:
Pretty, younger, wholesome and qualified maybe Asda should get one as a talisman to help and of the Pixie
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And she has a website with free recipes.

The website looks.all professional and nice and wow..


Keep an eye out for cheap knock off sloppy versions provided by a sloppy cheap knock off version of a cook..

Edit.

I'm gonna remove the link. It's got details on there and it's not my place to share them.
But, Google is your friend.

No where I can see on lily website is asking for cashos or rattling tipjars..
 
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daisymay30

Five fishy stews
Four crabby macs
Three giant pancakes
Two pickled radishes
And a pumble in a trench coat
 
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jenny2603

The very same woman, who has been a lot more decent to Jack than I would have been. That said, I hope she charges Jack for her time and input, I see no reason at all to donate free labour to Jack.
 
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Bugger13

That wonky monkey has all the self respect of a maggot. Has she no shame? Rushing around Twitter leaping to the defence of a liar and a charlatan. Like a manic, desperate Brosette, it’s so awkward to see it.
 
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