Perfect for pink rice pudding toasties!
Perfect for pink rice pudding toasties!Rice pudding, ketchup and bread sushi
This is only too believable as a monroestrosityRice pudding, ketchup and bread sushi
I'm just creative with a small number of ingredients, that's my whole MOTHEY'RE IDEAS NOT A MEAL PLAN
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Also quoting myself but also she's legit just given a perfect example of this:
Sounds perfectly fine to me. Love a bit of cheese and fruit, add in the choc digestives and I'm all yours! (Performatively speaking, of course!)Double gloucester with chives, blueberries and chocolate digestives....
Most of hers are stolen from there or slimming world andshe should sell her recipes to Weight Watchers, everyone would lose her weight.
Seems to fill her with rage too, given her recent tweets, if it makes you feel better?I just imagine her giggling away, with her stupid notebook and stupid pens lined up, furiously writing her shit list out thinking she's so clever. It fills me (briefly) with unimaginable rage when I see it.
Oh please fuck off jack. What friends? I’ll be shocked if it’s anything more than a passing acquaintance or a friend of Louisa’s.
It's what poor toothpaste man would've wantedShe'd never run out of rings to sell.
Writing away, like Anne Frank with a Costco card and an attitude problem.This is why I can't bear it. Why can't she write a meal plan and shopping list like normal people? It's no help to anyone at all. I just imagine her giggling away, with her stupid notebook and stupid pens lined up, furiously writing her shit list out thinking she's so clever. It fills me (briefly) with unimaginable rage when I see it.
I'm so sorry to read this, that's very sad.Oh please fuck off jack. What friends? I’ll be shocked if it’s anything more than a passing acquaintance or a friend of Louisa’s.
My preterm baby is in NICU at the minute and I think this might be my aneurysm.
If I can keep my shit together enough not to be a raging arsehole to everyone you certainly can. You fucking grief tourist.
Quoting myself like a total ninny, didn't spot Sushi on the end. Now off to Google bread sushi as I've never heard of it (not being a top cook and cookery writer like Jack Monroe grifter*)Perfect for pink rice pudding toasties!
I thought her MO was rattling her jar and breadcrumbing people about how poor she is. Stupid meI'm just creative with a small number of ingredients, that's my whole MO
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Are these the guys that came round for lunch they other day?
Chicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagne…That lasagne is too much even for some of the comment club
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Love the implied "Maybe I read it wrong" because it's so bonkers. Also a sensible "Maybe I'd like it actually" in case Jack turns on them. Keep your bases covered squig!
Agreed, I had a flatmate who lived in the Gambia for a while and he made some really nice stewy things with peanuts in.It sounds a bit like a West African peanut stew to me - that's quite nice. They tend to use black eyed beans, sweet potato, some kind of greens like spinach or kale, chilli, stock and peanut butter. Some people chuck chicken in, some keep it veggie.
I'm not saying hers will be nice, but peanut stew is a well-trodden path.
Reader, she is neither creative or using a small number of ingredients - and being creative with a small number of ingredients is certainly not her MO.I thought her MO was rattling her jar and breadcrumbing people about how poor she is. Stupid me
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