Rice pudding, ketchup and bread sushiI’m playing the Jack Monroe Recipe game where the recipe is the first three things you see in your fridge plus the last thing you ate or drank. Mine is Cheese, Bacon and Orange Juice Tea.
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It sounds a bit like a West African peanut stew to me - that's quite nice. They tend to use black eyed beans, sweet potato, some kind of greens like spinach or kale, chilli, stock and peanut butter. Some people chuck chicken in, some keep it veggie.I dread to think what Chicken, black bean and peanut stew will taste likeTerrible.
So basically she is now writing out pointless random 'recipes'. This is her helping sooo many people.
I've done a couple of nice chicken and black bean things but not with peanut butter.I dread to think what Chicken, black bean and peanut stew will taste likeTerrible.
So basically she is now writing out pointless random 'recipes'. This is her helping sooo many people.
Yikes. Don't be giving her ideas. Waste not want not and all thatI read that as Shipman's finest. All the Harold talk has done something weird to my brain.
"I've got two friends"
What's the point of it then, Jack, tell us when you grunk. If we don't know what you've got in your cupboards how can we utilise your maverick meal ideas? I can hazard a guess that you've got chicken livers and blue cheese in but I don't have either of those and I have no clue about the method you might use to create a lasagne out of them, in order to think about substitutes. It's an entirely futile exercise which seems to be just to practice your handwriting.THEY'RE IDEAS NOT A MEAL PLAN
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Also quoting myself but also she's legit just given a perfect example of this:
Far too many strong flavours there. Mackerel is a tasty fish...why put anchovies (which I love) with it to drown that taste? Same with pickled radish (proper ones not her salmonella ridden attempt). An orange and watercress salad or a drizzle of an orange vinaigrette. Mind you I clearly know nothing not being a
still sounds nicer than anything on that list!Roast ham, rhubarb and ginger beer porridge
She'd never run out of rings to sell.Yikes. Don't be giving her ideas. Waste not want not and all that.
Now to be fair, the font didn't have an apostrophe.Because.She.Cant.Cook*
And hates food.
You're welcome.
*missing apostrophe essential as per Jack Monroe grifter's t-shirts (for the newbies who may have missed that little detail)
Same!I read that as Shipman's finest. All the Harold talk has done something weird to my brain.
Double gloucester with chives, blueberries and chocolate digestives....Rice pudding, ketchup and bread sushi
This is why I can't bear it. Why can't she write a meal plan and shopping list like normal people? It's no help to anyone at all. I just imagine her giggling away, with her stupid notebook and stupid pens lined up, furiously writing her shit list out thinking she's so clever. It fills me (briefly) with unimaginable rage when I see itWhat's the point of it then, Jack, tell us when you grunk. If we don't know what you've got in your cupboards how can we utilise your maverick meal ideas? I can hazard a guess that you've got chicken livers and blue cheese in but I don't have either of those and I have no clue about the method you might use to create a lasagne out of them, in order to think about substitutes. It's an entirely futile exercise which seems to be just to practice your handwriting.
Omg she’s been on a mad one since we said we didn’t like that musty bedroomShe's deleted this attempt to smear someone who seems genuinely baffled by her hostility.
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Here's the tweet in question. Never, ever underestimate just how thick she is.
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She really is lower than a snake's belly *I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the National Federation of Snakes for comparing them to Crookstrap Slop....She's deleted this attempt to smear someone who seems genuinely baffled by her hostility.
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Here's the tweet in question. Never, ever underestimate just how thick she is.
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Nah this is her showApart from Come Dine With Me, I'm a Celebrity is the reality show I'd most want to see Jack on. I reckon she'd ricochet between being a spoiled delicate pixie and having a great constitution for eating the gross stuff.
She is dangerously stupid.She's deleted this attempt to smear someone who seems genuinely baffled by her hostility.
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Here's the tweet in question. Never, ever underestimate just how thick she is.
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