Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her

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This. I've really struggled for money (liked pawned my rings struggled), been homeless living in a hostel with my husband and toddler son, had bailiffs at my door, am in an IVA and still have masses of debt etc. But I also am privileged enough to have an extended family that have helped me (my uncle went fucking mental at me a couple of years ago when I pawned my rings) and continue to do so at times (for example my husband's pay frequency is changing from weekly to monthly with very little notice as it's a new job but I know my family will help us if we need it). I wouldn't dream of being the face of poverty because I don't actually know what it's like to not be able to eat for days, or to not be able to clothe my kid.
 
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I just need to know why she’s above getting a regular job to ensure her son doesn’t have to shit in solar lit ambiance.
 
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I just need to know why she’s above getting a regular job to ensure her son doesn’t have to shit in solar lit ambiance.
Cause working would be effort.

Tweeting is effortless..
She can do it on her back whilst eating chocolate and laughing at all the suckers giving her cash... Which is like another profession... Dodgy slop cookery writer grift, 2nd oldest profession..
 
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No, no, and if she ever spoke to a lawyer about it (I don't believe her) they told her to sling her hoop.
 
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I'm still confused about what she means by 'you know what they say about assumptions'. What do they say about assumptions? They make an ass out of u and ...mptions?
They make an ass out of you and me. Is a popular saying around my AA meetings.
 
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I just need to know why she’s above getting a regular job to ensure her son doesn’t have to shit in solar lit ambiance.

She has a job, working 100 hours a week, via Twitter, campaigning for the good fight and giving her lukewarm takes to who ever will listen. She does this for free because she's A Very Good Person.*


*She's not actually above a 'proper' job, no, it's just who the fuck would employ her?! She's useless with a terrible attitude.
 
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I can believe that. If a prospective client's first impression of him were to be his @ being tagged in multiple melodramatic missives from a twat, it wouldn't be a great start, would it?
Yes I can believe it too. His job constantly trivialised by Jack's 'wah wah don't laugh at my cooking or my lawyer will be informed'.
She basically portrayed him as her lap dog.
 
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They only like her tweets because they think she is a poor person they can get on board with. Usually poor peeps are so uncouth and vulgar. They forgive the tattoos for old can tin Jack.
 
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Didn’t she say in HH2 that she was applying for jobs again? There’s been no mention of those since - rejected from every single one or just another lie?
 
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Didn’t she say in HH2 that she was applying for jobs again? There’s been no mention of those since - rejected from every single one or just another lie?
She actually said she had drafted applications. Never said she had sent them or actually applied...
 
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Jack liked her tweet the other day which i did think was a bit bizarre. Perhaps Jack is transitioning to conservatism.
Makes sense. Can't think of why anyone would want JHB to give the thumbs up, otherwise.
 
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She actually said she had drafted applications. Never said she had sent them or actually applied...
To be fair she must be notorious locally. Even if she’d applied would you expect anyone to be interested? It’s public she’s a terrible cook, grubby hygiene, aggressive, unreliable and persistently late, lots of physical conditions that means can lift/stand/sit … name an unskilled job she’d be suitable for?

Have you thought of exploring a credit union? They are designed to help people avoid pawn shops or pay day loans. Apologies if already something you’ve explored.
 
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I’m almost almost at a point where I’m feeling sorry for Jack. The criticism must feel relentless at the moment.

But then I remember either her son is living in a house with no shampoo, hot water or light bulbs; or she’s pretending he is, and I’m all “Nah, she’s just a cunt
 
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