i want you and your public life to leave me and my son ALONESo grandiose! Public life is for MPs, Royal Family etc. Public eye is for anyone on Strictly or Lorraine's sofa but only when it's Actual Lorraine. I don't even think Carole Malone counts. Soz Carole you are tainted by association.
I wish I'd kept my old KwikSave uniform in case I ever become the main character on Twitter. I can just casually tweet out my tabard and jacket and folk will know I have served.Why is she showing a fire dept uniform...she worked the control room...12 years ago. I cannot take this embarrassmentJack I'm begging u
Stamps foot.Does your fish van play ice-cream van music?! Because mines does!
I hear Salman Rushdie has reached out to Jack with a message of support.So that's why the plod was at the shitty bungalow... aww she's gotta be twisting my nipnops now
This is going to come back to haunt me in the middle of the night.I’m not good at photo editing, but I’m bored today so I made this. Go well xView attachment 1549040
https://giphy.com/YSVeCwkHa4LO8For the love of all that is holy will she just stop tweeting
What a load of old rollocks..... (a) like the police will be arsed and (b) depends how much you want a burger love.... oh the drama.....
No Jack that didn't happen.AKA malicious welfare check.
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Oh but they do look and sound nice!I picked these up in M&S today. Look at him, all up in her niche.
No slop in sight. Makes you think.
Hope someone reports her to Essex Fire & Rescue for appropriating property to indulge in her Fireman Sam walting.Jack’s special taking the bins out uniform. Can’t be too careful, safety first. She might blow away in the wind or get run over by a badger.
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If I was a Patreon subscriber I’d be very concerned as to where my money had gone
Oh for the love of God just stop it with the BULLSHIT you vacuous slack arsed slattern with the morals of an alley cat and the brain of an amoeba..... all you do is "fuck around" literally and figuratively..... I need some chocolate.....
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