Jack Monroe #383 Thrashing in a trap of their own making

[PoorPatrol]

All of this ‘oh, I would sleep with him in my bed but my haters would have a field day’ talk…. We know nothing but what you yourself put out there you absolute fucking freak!!! Nobody needs to know a single thing about your 12 year old boys sleeping arrangements, he deserves privacy ffs. Does she think she ~has~ to Tweet or something?

 

[fairylights2000]

Maybe Jack's not coming back

(Also for the forensic among you, STN is Stansted and is itself an hour away from Jack)

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

If the journalist doesn't preface the write up of the interview noting the fact Jack can't afford shower gel but insisted on going to Ireland on her own coin, they need their trilby and fountain pen revoking.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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She looks like a forest sprite who has been forced to do community service.

Did she post this to celebrate the new Lord of the Rings show on Amazon?

I don't think I've ever seen the same picture be shared so many times on a thread. Make it stop.

 

[hydeist]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE

 

[Sparemethebollocks]

Not that long but eyewateringly girthy…..but I’ll digress.

Has anybody ever seen Jack and Rory in the same room?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Coming from the past to say *drumroll*

WHAT R U LOIKE?

Uh-ooohhhh indeed.

(She fights like her dad!)

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I know I’ve said this before but I find her slagging off of her exes on Twitter to be so classless and unpleasant. Especially because she insinuates they were all abusive. She does this every single time

It is a massive red flag to me when people vocally slag off ex-partners. Tells you immediately that the problem was with them and not the ex.

Jack is a ~literal~ walking talking red flag.

 

[Toffee finger]

She’s going to send out all the rewards she has missed? Royal Mail will go back on strike if she tries to post all of that!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I hate to boast, but me too.

Though I am pretty sure that a fair proportion of people that hate Jack don't have willies.

If I had a penis it would be huge

 

[Ms Biscuit]

When she wrote HH2, she said her bank account was in the red. But she couldn't be bothered to return a jumpsuit to Urban Outfitters? And she has the nerve to beg for money? And worst of all, people happily oblige? Ugh. I may need a break.

 

[ScamSandwich]

I’m a sad bugger but I’ve that outfit. £55 from Urban Outfitters.

I love a good . We haven't had many recently. There was a phase when we triangulated about every 15 mins (because she bought so much shit) and it was hilarious. I have told this like an old person talking about golden times but I absolutely lost it late at night when a Frau had triangulated an item on John Lewis and the article was 'trending' and showed viewing stats that mirrored the exact amount of Frauen who had liked the triangulation Tattle post.
It is not known if John Lewis has benefted from this lucky accidental campaign.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

OMFG. It’s gone onto Instagram.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Still encouraging the pile on against the poor squig who questioned the environmental impact of flying when she didn't need to.

Nasty, vile cow.


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Omg she has flipped.
She thinks her prattling on inanely about herself is the same as a social care worker doing a home assessment?
I am for once aghast at her.
And I presume the social care worker wouldn't fly to another fucking country to do it either.
Or call it an adventure.

 

[jenny2603]

So she currently resides in a 3 bedroom home with a lounge and plenty of garage/shed space but she needs to move SB into her room and use his room as a decluttering space? All of this is in order to move herself, cat, dog and child into a one bed flat?

The bloody dog is about the size of of a one bed flat. The whole thing is madness and I don't believe a word of it. I suspect this is a tantrum of some sort. She could easily afford a two bed somewhere, which regardless of how often SB is or isn't there, it's still nice for him to have his own space and obviously as she's shown her usual concern for animal welfare I'd quite like Content and Coops to have some room to give each other space and make their situation a bit more tolerable. Well actually I'd like Content and Coops to read Animal Farm and rise up against Jack but hey ho.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Oh sorry just realised - he’s going to sleep in her sex pit and she’s going to sleep on the only sofa in the living room - not the big green sofa bed as that‘s gone. Gotcha.

Also the way she and her FMs are laying into that social care squig is disgusting. One of them said she was going to report him, silly arse. For what? Questioning how environmentally friendly it is to go to Dublin on a day trip?

And this fucking argument really boils my piss.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Have edited my post above to include reply but here also.

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

You've had the whole summer

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I am legit terrified.

I genuinely gasped. Thats beyond filtering, thats straight up distortion.. mind you, thats her whole MO

 

[DaisyJay]

When did Urban Outfitters become a thrift store...


ETA - eat a mainly vegan diet She's beyond parody now