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Jack can't even go to someone else's book launch unless they've promised to make it totally dry. I don't know how she'll ever be able to fly and be forced to do the snake walk through duty free.
Remember she almost had a breakdown after filming for Lorraine where she was forced to change in a room with some bottles of alcohol.
Remember she almost had a breakdown after filming for Lorraine where she was forced to change in a room with some bottles of alcohol.
fairylights2000
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An hour and £15 to get to Dublin? Why does this feel so unbelievable. Does she live in the airport?
blurstoftimes
VIP Member
at 33 i’ve always been too much of a jittery nervous wimp to drive but thanks to jack i’ve realised i’m actually an environmental activist who’s much better than most people, actually
Brian Butterfield
VIP Member
Whoops, there goes another one...
MistyWindows
VIP Member
Be a bit awkward when she finds out he’s not based in Ireland and was just trying to get out of it
“Oh. Um, fab… oh no actually I just remembered, I’m moving to Pitcairn Island!”
Menopausal Stormtrooper
Active member
Afternoon all.
Firstly, can I just say that I had missed the rule about not nominating thread titles till near the end of a thread, and fear I may have done a mini chaos in disregarding this. I apologise to the longer term Frauen who are very patient with us new recruits learning the ropes
Secondly, I left the previous thread at 36 pages last night, secure in the knowledge that Jack had stopped tweeting and therefore things would quieten down now. Truly keeping up with this is a Sisyphean task and I don't know how you do it.
I am absolutely aghast at the packing up the child's room up to make a staging post for decluttering.
I swear the allied forces took back northern europe with less staging time/room than she is allocating to move house.
Firstly, can I just say that I had missed the rule about not nominating thread titles till near the end of a thread, and fear I may have done a mini chaos in disregarding this. I apologise to the longer term Frauen who are very patient with us new recruits learning the ropes
Secondly, I left the previous thread at 36 pages last night, secure in the knowledge that Jack had stopped tweeting and therefore things would quieten down now. Truly keeping up with this is a Sisyphean task and I don't know how you do it.
I am absolutely aghast at the packing up the child's room up to make a staging post for decluttering.
I swear the allied forces took back northern europe with less staging time/room than she is allocating to move house.
Marmalade Atkins
VIP Member
I am legit terrified.Wtf happened to her face!!! Why did she post that
Veronicaaa
VIP Member
The flying monkeys strike again. Honestly, Jack's corner of twitter is the absolute worst.
Begborrowsteal
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hellosailor⚓
Well-known member
drivingdownthe101
Active member
‘Mamapapa, I googled your Twitter account at the weekend when I was at home dad’s house. Do I really, honestly, truly have to sleep in your bed, mamapapa?’
Jelly Bean
VIP Member
Horrendously offensive to a man with a learning disability, rude to someone working in social care.
You can see why the establishment want her brought down by whatever nefarious means as she really is tackling and exposing those in power.
You can see why the establishment want her brought down by whatever nefarious means as she really is tackling and exposing those in power.
hydeist
Chatty Member
Let's be honest - someone who is shopping online for toilets and kitchens is not RENTING their next home.
Amanda Lin
VIP Member
Gurl, why would you spend anything?
You were complaining about TV shows not paying you to call the studio from your loodio. Why would you pay to be interviewed?
Especially when you are in such dire straits you had to unscrew your liebulbs?
Brian Butterfield
VIP Member
Ok, this is making up for that nightmare fuel photo.
1 more down, only another 768 to go!
1 more down, only another 768 to go!
Shimmering
VIP Member
Shit, I was wrong. It was a weekly SET of recipe cards.
She owes these people 100 sets of high quality double sided recipe cards for beige food.
I can't. I'm crying
This has got to be the biggest bullshit ever.
She owes these people 100 sets of high quality double sided recipe cards for beige food.
I can't. I'm crying
This has got to be the biggest bullshit ever.
Crackpanda
New member
She is skint, but she can waste £55 not returning a boiler suit? I liked her up until recently, and thought you fraus were a bit OTT at times, but now I see what she's like. The deeper one digs the worse it get. Does she think everyone forgets everything she tweets the moment after she tweets ir?
