Jack Monroe #383 Thrashing in a trap of their own making

[jenny2603]

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Dublin is my favourite bit of the UK too, Jack.

HOW CAN SHE BE THIS FUCKING STUPID? CAN SOMEONE IN DUBLIN TAKE JACK ON THE BUS TOUR SHE NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT SOME STUFF THAT HAPPENED.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

That tweet is now gone

She picked the wrong person to start a pile on against.

And not only do they have more than four and a half GCSEs (an MEd no less), they speak Greek.

 

[kachoochoo]

excuse me?? overdue an adventure??? this is your 3rd trip abroad in like 6 months! fucking dumbass

 

[hooplifehero]

Wait a minute. She is making her 12 year old son sleep in her bed... the bed she had a 6 hour sweaty romp in, a few days ago, which she told the whole internet about? I think that goes beyond awkward cringe into incredibly inappropriate behaviour.

 

[Mallerenga]

I thought it was because you didn't do roundabouts?

ETA you've tried to learn how to drive multiple times, according to *checks notes* yourself.

 

[Geetbo]

Jack also has a wonderfully supportive relationship with SB's Dad despite the fact he ALLEGEDLY allowed them both to live in a freezing flat containing no food or lightbulbs.

 

[Orphan_Black]

My hot take;

Jack knows exactly where she's moving at the end of the year, I think Papa H finally caved and is giving her one of the rentals with a full makeover.

Papa H has only given her a one bed though, because he knows SB is never there anymore.

Jack is trying to guilt trip him by tormenting SB.

 

[MushyBeans]

Definitely the actions of someone who can’t afford shower gel

 

[Toffee finger]

Imagine suggesting being interviewed for a magazine is anything like being a social care worker! What an absolute cunt!

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As a social care worker, yes. I’ve done all of those things online during this little thing called covid and have spent time doing some online just today. Remember that Jack? We’re the people going in to work in full PPE to provide care to sick and lonely people. People who had dementia and couldn’t understand why family weren’t visiting. People who had family that were sick/dying but couldn’t get to see them. People who had to have some of their care cancelled when a bunch of carers caught Covid and we couldn’t physically get to everyone. The few things like assessments, meeting families, care plan updates etc that could be done online were. It wasn’t perfect at all but we really really tried. Some of that is still done online as Covid hasn’t gone away.

What did you do Jack? Except for grift, lie, write some shit recipes and wander around with covid symptoms to buy some chips. What actual, helpful, thing did you do?

You can easily do an interview over the phone or zoom so stop being a fucking twat.

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

PATREON UPDATE

ETA

 

[Clovis]

Why does her head look so, ummmm ... smol?

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Beetlejuice vibes.

 

[Katkat]

Aka Patreon money has just dropped so I’m booking a holiday and need an excuse

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SB IS OVERDUE AN ADVENTURE YOU KNOB

 

[Emmapism]

Jack: 'Why are you all up in my business?!'

Also Jack: 'Just got boned for six hours, yeeeeaaaah take that haters'

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Jack Monroe is down another 3 patrons from her 773 morning.

 

[katy_beans]

I agree she would get shit for this (that poor almost-teenage boy) but how would anybody know if she didn’t tweet about it? It’s like she hasn’t considered that she can just NOT tweet about something!?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

When you declutter, you do it room by room so you end up with more space not less.

I’ve never know anyone to make the simplest of tasks such a performative palaver.

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Geetbo]

haters are ugly with tiny willies

Too early sadly.

And inaccurate as I am gorgeous with a huge wang.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Does anyone else see it?

 

[Katkat]

NOPE. This has pissed me right off. So she’s just spunked £55 on a boiler suit the wrong size and is keeping it cos she can’t be arsed to send it back?! Fuck right off.