The “touch grass” thing is a weird thing to say. I’ve never heard that expression before.
Although Jack must be permanently touching cloth given the amount of time she’s spent on the toilet surfing Twitter recently.
Jack Monroe #380 Hunger Hurts 2: Solar Lantern Boogaloo
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Although Jack must be permanently touching cloth given the amount of time she’s spent on the toilet surfing Twitter recently.
I'm still going to court as a pumble but if the trial goes on for more than three days I'll modify it to a sex burger. Don't have nightmares, ninnies. 
Can I be honest and say this is my reaction over every single discussion on class and gender
PPerhaps when she complains that she doesn’t have the forever home she deserves, she does actually mean one she owns outrightIt’s clear that understanding how the world works isn’t one of her strengths.
verbatim he said to me: “I cleave by my journalistic principles”. So we can safely assume he couldn’t report himself lost. He’s nearly as bad as she is for enabling this absolute nonsense. I do hope that if, and a big if, she does go down she brings the whole bleeping fake Rayner, Lawson, O’loughlin and any other pretend left food poverty sympathiser with her.
Perhaps it's an expression she picked up when she was in prison, or something.
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Jack Monroe #381 It's all Courtney Love's fault that everyone is being sued again.
Welcome Dear Tender Ones. I've been cheeky with the thread title, technically @Boyo wins with their Courtney Love ref, but it was quite early on in the thread, so I've added it to @Valiofthedolls second place winner that's later on. You both win a gas mask to save you from Jack's gaslighting...
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I'm going to borrow the stunt hair and head scarf and go as Sister Wife Jack on day 1. Possibly might branch out into Jack astride a big gun combat trousers if I really have to
That was the day of tweet chaos that stood out in the graph I found (guess 4th or 5th depending on time zone?)
If it's relevant, I was fine with the feedback! I think some of my above post was incorrect anyway as I didn't know the Broadcasting House in London is called 'New'.
If no one's going as a bollock sausage...
Chapeau, dear heart, chapeau. That had me owl champagning
I'm going as a lonely Essex playground, where itinerant freelance grifters take photos of themselves working.
It’s a twitter thing. The yoofs say it. Absolutely cringing for anyone over 25 using it
My daughter said she wanted Saint Sexburgher as a confirmation nameI'm still going to court as a pumble but if the trial goes on for more than three days I'll modify it to a sex burger. Don't have nightmares, ninnies.
it’s an actual saints nameGet the good biscuits out and the FANCY china
You don’t always have to say anything to offend Jack when’s she off on one. I looked the thread for that day and I can’t see anything. It happened in the early hours of the morning. It’s been missed possibly. The tweet seems strangely familiar.
now when did I join tattle?
Me neither. I'm BUSY
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