Jack Monroe #380 Hunger Hurts 2: Solar Lantern Boogaloo

[GrannyOgg]

The “touch grass” thing is a weird thing to say. I’ve never heard that expression before.

Although Jack must be permanently touching cloth given the amount of time she’s spent on the toilet surfing Twitter recently.

I might be causing a mini chaos but I think someone on here may have told her to go out and touch the grass. Either that or it was on Twitter

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Definitely a sock

She's done duck all for disabled people. My wee local group of parents of ASN and disabled children have achieved far more on that score. Jack knows duck all about disability. I wish she would stay out of things she doesn't understand or truly care about.

 

[Mr Krabs]

The “touch grass” thing is a weird thing to say. I’ve never heard that expression before.

Although Jack must be permanently touching cloth given the amount of time she’s spent on the toilet surfing Twitter recently.

The touch grass expression is quite common among some internet circles. It basically means ‘you’re online too much, go outside and enjoy nature’.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

The petty ninny in me just loves it when her stupid little threads get a pitiful amount of likes I wonder has that been enough to bring her back down to reality and have her log off for a while. That, or she's 'rolling around in bed and bliss' again. LOL. Why do none of her alleged experiences ring true. Sounds like what she thinks it's like from watching telly.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Yes, I was on my school’s G and T register. Just meant I was given more work to do from what I remember!

Sorry, read that as Gin and Tonic register. I must be needing one and I don't even like gin.

#clapformonroe …? Well, after Sunday night it could well be…

I might clap if she admits all her lies, reveals her income and shuts down her Patreon.

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

Might not even be that, could well be just on her own school's Gifted and Talented register, which was often top 10% but not in all subjects e.g. you could be on the G and T register for Music but in bottom set for Maths.

I like that we’re being kind enough to Jack, after the lies we’ve seen uncovered even just in this very thread, to entertain the idea that she might have genuinely been put on some type of “gifted and talented” list.

My bet is it’s either an outright lie, or it was something mentioned in passing by a teacher that never came to fruition.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

The petty ninny in me just loves it when her stupid little threads get a pitiful amount of likes I wonder has that been enough to bring her back down to reality and have her log off for a while. That, or she's 'rolling around in bed and bliss' again. LOL. Why do none of her alleged experiences ring true. Sounds like what she thinks it's like from watching telly.

A narc loves being right and the sound of their own voice. Jack needs to lose her voice and ability to tweet. The world would be a happier place without the nasal whine and over the top misery tweets.

 

[Nonah]

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