Jack Monroe #380 Hunger Hurts 2: Solar Lantern Boogaloo

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Waaaiiit, she’s with someone else already?

Considering she seemed to fall quite hard with the last one and he ended it so abruptly, wouldn’t she want to take a minute to get over him before dragging someone else into the mix?

Jack, I get why rebounds are a thing, I really do, I’m sure it feels nice right now. But ultimately it’s not fair on either of you - or SB! Slow down!
 
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Hopelessly behind, but this is a PSA about microwaving stone fruit.

Yes, I did it. I had a few very unripe nectarines (I wish I could say peaches, to stay on brand, but despite not being autistic, I like big butts and I cannot lie.) and I thought this is my moment!

I followed her instructions exactly. One hard nectarine, straight into the microwave, 1 minute on full blast. Nothing happened apart from a bit of the nectarine getting hot. Then 2 minutes on defrost. At this point it started fizzing and my children were concerned. My teen accused me of watching too much TikTok and getting pranked by the internet. Oh, if only he knew the truth.

Anyway, the nectarine was hot and leaking. I bunged it in the fridge (health and safety). This was about 2 hours ago and I've just consumed the nectarine in question.

It had oddly changed colour and was slightly greenish on the outside. However, it had actually gone soft and seemed in texture like a much riper nectarine (though bits of it were still hard, so it was a strange sensation to eat). The main disappointment though was that it still tasted exactly like an unripe nectarine, i.e. of nothing.

Verdict: While it's not as dangerous as I first feared and didn't cause an explosion in my microwave, it also didn't ripen the fruit in any meaningful way. 3/10
 
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I think it was just a roll in the pumble.
 
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Still doesn't make sense if NBH hasn't existed since 2012 but I appreciate your attempt to make Jack Logic fit the real world, tender one, go well x
 
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As someone who has tried to get a SM following for a couple of ventures and has struggled due to it being a hell of a lot of work and life not always being kind enough here to give my the time to do it, this might possible be my aneurysm.
 
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Still doesn't make sense if NBH hasn't existed since 2012, and they wouldn't have paid her the fee for phoning in from a playground... but I appreciate your attempt to make Jack Logic fit the real world, tender one, go well x
I didn't mean she's getting paid for the playpark phone call, it's just that that same day, a couple of hours before, on the way back from Edinburgh, she must have stopped off at Manchester to be on the telly. I forget what the TV segment was called but it was all in the same day. It's the only reason I can think why she would go to Manchester for filming. But of course, being Jack, she does it once and then acts like it's a regular occurrence.
 
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As someone who has tried to get a SM following for a couple of ventures and has struggled due to it being a hell of a lot of work and life not always being kind enough here to give my the time to do it, this might possible be my aneurysm.
SM is hard. I teach people how to do it
But its incredibly hard to get going
 
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100% THIS

There are instagram influencers in their teens who can monetise half the following that Whacky Jacky has. Imagine the good she could do with some sponsorship deals and endorsements, she could actually redistribute some of it.
It's pure entitlement, she's such a brat.
 
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There's a reason why tinned fruit was cooked in syrup and pears/etc are poached in wine, sugar and spices - because they taste like crap when they're not ripe.
 
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I don't think it's usual to give grandkids the inheritance?

All of my grandparents are DEAD .

Everything my grandads left went to spouses and when my grandmas died went to their children. Us grandchildren got a much smaller amount - £100 from one set and £1000 from the other.
 
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Just catching up....what's the tea with Jackass and Camerons & Jamie Oliver?
she made some disgusting comments about his son Ivan.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847731/amp/Sainsbury-s-disowns-anti-austerity-cook-used-face-supermarket-stands-claim-Cameron-uses-dead-son-sell-NHS.html

with regards to Jamie Oliver, she instigated a pile on insisting he had ‘stolen her niche’ and as a result of her massive Twitter tantrum she got the DKL gig.. https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/

in both these instances she states she wrote them private messages apologising and apparently both times she was ignored. Funny that (because it didn’t happen IMO).
 
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Interesting couple of 'likes' on this.

Morning Star contributor and I'M SURE a previous supporter of Jack's.




Long-term Guardian writer.



 
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Yes sorry, my fault!
 
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Karl is my aneurysm. Not just because of who brave, determined not to go quietly, Karl is but because there have been thousands of Karl’s who just aren’t necessarily disabled or living in a care home. Little accounts who don’t get noticed but who are left reeling from an attack from Jack and those dreadful creatures who follow her around. An attack that can go on for days if they have offended badly enough.
Having said that, there’s been a sea change. Last nights dreadful carry on happened on Jacks own timeline with every single one of her follows able to see it and form their own opinions.
There’s less talk now of evil tories or GC monsters out to take Jack down, now it’s the puritanical left demanding impossibly high standards of the smol poverty princess.
Last night damaged her, it’s another nail in her coffin but at the expense of a vunerable and actually very bright man. It doesn’t feel worth it.
One last thing, I will never ever feel sorry for Jack Monroe again, my sympathy is all for her victims
 
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This is spot on. You would think that this alone would warrant some sort of expose/review and also some sort of due diligence by TV/Radio Channels before they place her on their shows. It must improve her credibility to her followers/the general public (even if she doesn’t get paid directly to do it.)
 
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Wow. This is the IG of a basic beeyotch Tay-Tay loving pumpkin spice latter drinking wanna be lil Wiccan MC gurl.

It is NOT the IG of a desperate, suicidal, starving, forced into prostitution, rough-sleeping, bin-burger eating destitute woman.
Yes, absolutely. And to illustrate how unoriginal she always has been, here is her Teemil slogan form 2012. What an absolute continual cow she's been over the last three days though. She's escalating.
 

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