Jack Monroe #38 Will she call her next cat Sue Purrkins?
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Oh, don’t do it! Think of your your constitution!
You won’t be able to ever hear another giggle ever again without thinking of her half-closed eyes in the darkness. I promise you!
I am also interested in this. There are 3 of us in this house with below waist length thick hair and the amount of hair wrapped around the brush bar of the vacuum cleaner every few days is ridiculous.
I had a cordless one which has a built in chopper thing that sliced away hair tangles on the roller but the suction and battery life were a bit crap.
I have to have a cordless one as I cba with plugging and unplugging as I go around the house. Yep, I'm that lazy.
Ooo, I’ll give it a go! Thanks
Sex Education is really good and a fun watch!Jealous you get to start Schitt’s Creek. I’ve binged that and Dead to Me the past fortnight and need something else
Also the first series of Motherland is on there now - soooo good.
Also for a not so fun watch, but amazing is Unbelievable
Yes, this! Very much get the impression the friendship is probably imposed, it’s healthy to set a boundary and have distance immediately after a break up and both should want to do it for their own benefit? I imagine L does to keep the peace.I agree, have been in that position myself, and after being partners (especially in a toxic relationship) it can be difficult to set boundaries and have them respected in friendship. L is probably trying to keep the peace out of concern for Jack but I hope she’s not doing so at the expense of her mental healthThere comes a point where it’s better for everyone just to walk away
The giggle on that video
It’s like something you’d find on reddit, an unhinged unclean woman looking for male attention on obscure subreddits discussing war hammer
It is no longer referred to as Wilko as they are boycotted by JM however the “work supplies” shop also stocks Wilko paint as demonstrated by the rucksack picturesNo further than Southend Wilkos though, surely?
I can give my opinion on this. Myself and my daughter mault (sp?) like anything and I also have three cats who all shed hair so much I’m surprised they aren’t bald. Have gone through many hoovers including a Dyson and have found a couple of winners - one is the good old Henry who happily sucks up anything including giant lumps of plaster and nails from our house renovation. They are cumbersome but a reasonable price. I also have a Shark with the anti hair wrap and this one is a game changer. It really works. No stuck hair, no awkward scissoring. I love it because it’s cordless so works really well as my everyday hoover
It must take up her entire life having all this social media: the official Twitter and Insta and Facebook, then the anonymous stuff with different identities, then work stuff - and also her constant monitoring of Tattle too!!!!I like the bit at the end there: "that's it I'm finally going to need an alt account"
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The video is definitely weird and definitely sexual. It's like she's trying to communicate to her ex - the giggling, breathing, then the creepy glance at the camera....The whole thing is weirdly sexual, with all the heavy breathing and writhing and whatnot, isn't it
Gotta Grunka on this fine Sunday but Oh My Lord! I normally hate the "Did not happen brigade" on Twitter but I feel its highly likely (speculation) THIS DID NOT HAPPEN. God bless the WayBack Machine for capturing such importang primary source evidence
Thanks! I love Diane Morgan, the Mandy comedy short she done was hilarious
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p07gy83t/comedy-shorts-mandy “I’m not Lady Di, I just look like her” 
(loved her in Frayed and After Life, too).Will be checking out TGP, Sex Ed and Motherland
Seen Unbelievable - v. good!I have a Shark - My dog fills the ‘tub’ up every other day with his hair
QVC have an upright one on offer atm and you can pay in three instalments. They get diff ones on all the time and it’s always handy when you don’t want to/can’t afford to pay in one go.
I do wonder if L did read here, then realised how poorly she was being treated, and that she was in a relationship with a full blown narcissist. Re the ‘still friends’ bit, I’ve split with someone who had kids before, and I had to engage with a complete pig ex-bf in order to make it less traumatic for them. I sort of slowly reduced contact with the children so that they weren’t shocked. Maybe she’s/they’re trying to make it not too horrible for him by keeping in touch a bit? But then there’s the whole ‘she walked out/left’ bit....
I haven’t seen that short - thanks!Thanks! I love Diane Morgan, the Mandy comedy short she done was hilarious
Will be checking out TGP, Sex Ed and Motherland
I have a Shark - My dog fills the ‘tub’ up every other day with his hair
oh yeah - I loved Frayed (haven’t seen second series of After Life yet) She is hilarious in Motherland, I love her.
Just watched the insta video 
the kitten is a sweetheart but Jack is a creep and a total bastard for still not visiting the vet.
the kitten is a sweetheart but Jack is a creep and a total bastard for still not visiting the vet.
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Judging by all your comments, Fraus, theres no way in hell I’m watching Jack’s video 
it sounds like something that would haunt me. Why does she do this tit?!
Can concur re: the Shark vacuum. It’s amazing for cat hair and human long hair.
it sounds like something that would haunt me. Why does she do this tit?!Can concur re: the Shark vacuum. It’s amazing for cat hair and human long hair.
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