Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

[Griftymcgriftface]

All tweets are Karl.

She has massively fucked this up

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Just putting this here, filed under 'Matt Lodder', for future reference


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He’s unliked it now. Cowardly filth with a Google alert on his own name. Men who make a living “researching” pornography should be put on a register.

I’ve just been to yoga and my throat chakra was the tightest I’ve ever felt it (sorry I am indeed this prick). Got out of class and immediately deactivated my Twitter because I know that blockage came from me wanting to go absolutely apeshit at Nazi Nana and Jack for abusing a disabled man.

So I’ll just say what I need to here: you’re two of the worst people in the world and I hope karma is real.

 

[ContentCrunch]

Recap: I got an attack of the insomnioes and made a comment saying I know we are still up but SHE IS STILL UP??!!! or something along them lines…

THEN she directed a “haha jokes on you pal I’m not on drugs I’m eleventy billion days sober just been up having my fanny felt by a delicious burger rofl jolly japes”

CHAOS ENTERED THE CHAT

…and it was wonderful to be recognised finally by someone so maverick and important.

Who up until this year I’d never heard of.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I regret to inform you that Jack Monroe is awake

 

[Veronicaaa]

This is someone who yesterday was attempting to defend Jack -

23 hours later .....

That's the thing, you only have to pay proper attention to her timeline for a couple of days for the blinders to come off. People are paying attention now, Jack.

 

[Lazarus]

This deeply unpleasant situation with how she’s treated Karl … for anyone reading here who isn’t already aware, this is just the person she is and the shitty way she treats people. It’s why she has no friends to hang out with and why she is, as others in here have clocked, pretty much always alone. The difference between her online life - where she has hundreds of flying monkeys hanging on her every word - and actual real life, where nobody wants to spend time with her - is stark.

If all my “friends” were always “busy”, and if my own family members didn’t want to hang out with me, I’d probably reflect and work out where I was going wrong, instead of launching myself full-throttle into a fake/meaningless online life. But our Jack can’t possibly consider that it might be her that’s putting people off her once they get to know her IRL.

Hmm. I’ve thought before, and posted many times about Jack’s lack of friends, or even solo activities.
If Jack had a group of friends (she hasn’t) she wouldn’t be a good friend to them or engage fully in conversations. She isn’t interested in anyone else, she has no sense of humour and no empathy. She wouldn’t be interested in having an open conversation with a group of peers. Twitter has contributed to this for many people, I’m sure. They’ve lost the skill of interacting with people face to face.
On Twitter, Jack doesn’t get involved in lighthearted chats like the canal do. She posts, people react, people praise.
She doesn’t know or care about these people or their interests, their families, what cultural experiences they have. She’s never recommending a film or an exhibition or talking about music or even television. It’s basically her rules. She talks, you listen and support. She forgets you exist.
She’s a very lonely individual and I don’t see how she would ever turn this around.
As evidence of this, when she was at Butlins the other week, she tweeted when it wasn’t her turn to play at crazy golf. She would rather interact with strangers than enjoy being in the moment. Same as the Saturday night disco where she was racing back to the table to post about what she was doing.

 

[PorkandBeans]

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“I made a mistake, BUT LET’S NOT FORGET WHO THE ***REAL*** VICTIM IS!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

[jenny2603]

I think the old neckbeard read about the shagathon and thinks he is in with a chance.

Have low self-esteem, will travel and bring own snacks.

He'd bring something odd like "sex towel" he puts down first and fold his socks in an odd way. He's not right.

 

[Spanner]

I thought her landlady banned visitors or overnight guests or some such nonsense? But now she has sub-let to a housemate and/or she is allowed shagging drop-ins from Ronald Macdonald?

Her fans are actually just really fucking thick aren’t they? They have no critical thinking skills whatsoever. How terrifying that they’re allowed to vote

 

[Justacatindisguise]

 

[Veronicaaa]

To clear up any confusion:

Housemate - labourer
Burger Sex Man - shift worker.

Burger Sex Man turned up and whisked Jack away for a massive burger.

They are different people.

I can't believe I got two people who only exist in Jack's mind mixed up

 

[Jelly Bean]

Swearing at and mocking a person with learning disabilities, who was defending her, really is an all time low.
I presume she is pretending she hasn't seen the fall out because as @Lazarus said although the language to Karl is dreadful, to apologise means she has to acknowledge her language and attitude to a lot of people is dreadful, learning disabled or not.
If she does address it I expect there will be a 'I have DM'd Karl and explained privately the intense pressures I am under and how Internet bullies with threats of physical abuse mean I can sometimes overreact. He graciously accepted my explanation and I consider the matter closed. People bringing it up constantly are only doing harm to Karl and should be ashamed of themselves'.

 

[MooBelle]

Like anything, it is what you make it. When I lost a close relative a few years ago I was inundated with kindness - people invited me for dinner, all sorts of things. We had to travel north to the funeral and I had messages saying "we live just off the motorway, if you want a cup of tea and a wee we'll be in all day." And these were people who only knew me off Twitter and only knew my brother from vague mentions of him I'd made.

I had covid recently and someone I first met on twitter did a 10pm dash to leave two bags of coffee beans on my doorstep when they weren't delivered in my order.

The kindness of strangers is what always surprises me about t'internet.
I mean it is a cess pool, but people in general are actually kind on the whole.
In first lockdown I was isolating as I am medically vulnerable. My Tesco order had substituted the dog's food with a brand that gave her the squits. I was fuming, it was a premium brand but she needs grain free stuff because despite being enormous she is a delicate flower!
I went on a twitter rant to Tesco, not to a human, just whinged a bit and tagged them in. Am sure it was due to lockdown and being isolated, tensions were running high. I got the usual 'DM me your order number' but I left it because I could just get my son to drop some off for me. It wasn't because I couldn't afford it and I could easily get an alternative elsewhere.
I was inundated with DMs from absolute strangers offering to send me some dog food as well as offers of cash. I politely turned them all down, explained I was OK and perhaps they could donate to local pet rescue etc (I am such a newbie to grifting!)
I guess my point is, people are kind and generous. People like Jack realised this early on in life and have used it for their own gain.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Meh. Read the blog.



I get unreasonably annoyed by shit like “she has two older brothers”. No, she doesn’t, and this is the stuff that she’ll pick up on.

What needs to happen is a proper outlet needs to drag the shit out of her so she fucks off back to rehab and hopefully out of the public eye. While holding her to account for the horrific abuse she’s laying at people’s doors. If she received a fraction of what we’ve seen over the past couple of days she’d be howling and clawing at the floor. Can you fucking imagine if someone said she was vermin who needed to be exterminated?

This is my aneurysm.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Go eat some Waitrose

 

[Veronicaaa]

This is a member of the comments club

 

[Cacophonyofscreenshots]

I’ve just seen Jack’s latest tweet and now you all have to see it, as I did a big sick

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I’ve lurked for ages (Tory Lady Butter) but just slapped my own forehead with an epiphany, the whole reason she’s dropped hula hoop in is so when people google Jack Monroes (no apostrophe) Hoop it will highlight the invisible six pack and not the invisible tomato sauce.
Also be careful out there boiling soap, we are not Meatloaf, despite there being a touch of Tyler Deurden in the air.

 

[MistyWindows]

Things that Jack is trying to ruin for everyone:
- Food
- Sex

I’m so baffled, so there’s now some random Bob the Builder housemate who’s been there since last year AND the new stud on the block Burger La Bill who has the working hours of Batman.
What is going on

 

[jenny2603]

The Ghost of Griftmas Past is still causing trouble.