Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

[Geetbo]

Alright, I don't know love and genuine honest respectful human connection but I can buy my own burger and Hula Hoops without the inconvenience of being bonked for six hours straight. Who's the one actually winning in this situation? Really makes you think.

I literally can’t think of anything worse than getting boned for 6 hours. Actually I can. Making and eating 3 tin tender again.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Karl nudges her again.

I reckon she'll block him rather than apologise.

Edit: and another tweet, this time aimed at a flying monkey

 

[Lazarus]

The thing about apologising to Karl - I absolutely agree the responses are vile and it really is a horrible pile-on, but:
She does this to everyone. She should apologise to Karl, but she treats everyone like this when they say something she doesn’t like. How does she explain the response to Karl? I’m sorry; I was a cunt. I’m like this to everyone but as you have learning difficulties, I should apologise to you?
I’m not articulating this very well, but I hope you can see my point.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Oh frauen, I got to the sex tweets.

Her. son. reads. her. Twitter.

"Honeymoon period horn" - donate my corneas, that's me done.

Thing is, nothing wrong with a burger and a shag. But don't tweet about it! No one needs that on their timeline! Also, foreplay being described as "lots of snuggly hugs" has made me positively asexual. Sorry, Mr Owl, but I now have the sex drive of an amoeba.

 

[Cornelia Hosendove]

Something that really stands out to me in all Jacks nonsense is how utterly alone she is. All the time. Most professional accounts (artists / writers etc) I follow on insta or fb will often slip in a little photo or story showing them with family / friends / having meals & drinks/ trips out etc or birthday posts to their dear ones or irl colleagues. Jacks show zero of this activity. I'm a bit of a loner, sober socialising isnt for me & I live alone, no family nearby & often feel horribly lonely & see posts like that which make me a bit sad so it really stands out to me that Jack never does this (purely selfies when supposedly with friends).
There is a point I'm taking a while to get to! She lives her life completely through her phone....I'm wondering if the sexy times last night were not actually in person? When I was drinking & tindering I had a few evenings of long exchanges on dm that went that way. The embellishments of burger & then having to leave are the classic Jack add ons. If so its fucking tragic beyond words that she posted about it on Twitter. ; (

 

[Justacatindisguise]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

To clear up any confusion:

Housemate - labourer
Burger Sex Man - shift worker.

Burger Sex Man turned up and whisked Jack away for a massive burger.

They are different people.

 

[Spooky_Witch85]

I'm new here. Been lurking for while! Made the mistake calling her out on twitter then got a barrage of abuse! her fans are a bunch of brain dead idiots. They honestly think if you attack her you are right wing. I am a left leaning lesbian enjoy your washed spaghetti hoops you absolute cretins

 

[RevEd]

Again; Jack, you're a joke.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Silly sausage should have been a nasty little arsehole where her replies are locked

 

[FreezePeach]

The Curious Incident of the Hamburger In the Night-time

 

[Tin Can Crook]

I can't stop thinking about the squigs that contacted academic squig's employer (a university). Like what is their complaint? Her profile states she is interested in journalistic representations of poverty. Is her boss going to shake their fist at her for doing her job?

 

[Cheekymonk3y]

LADS!! Have a look at this!!!

 

[GrannyOgg]

Over an hour and she hasn't deleted her vile tweet to Karl. It's been explained to her and she's just letting the flying monkeys pile on. What a horror of a human being.

I’ve reported it for opening a disabled person up to harm. I didn’t know what else to do to hopefully get it taken down. That’s the second post Ive reported today. I haven’t reported 2 posts in the last year. The ugliness is starting to get to me and I’ve blocked her. I’ll read her tweets here where at least they are behind a warning but I don’t want to see them unfiltered on Twitter anymore. It’s just too triggering
EDIT having to sit and watch a disabled person in a care home be attacked is Just not on

 

[RevEd]

Sorry but can I just confirm this, as I’m worried it’s a grunk induced fugue state hallucination; has Jack now publicly admitted that since the start of the year she has had a housemate? Who is therefore presumably contributing to half the rent & bills?… The same RENT she perpetually suggests is where all her income goes?

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Recap: She's been awake for about a week, moved a new bloke (Burger Bob bringing his Nightmeat) in that she was also allegedly shagging whilst Harold had been moved in, had a go at many, many people online who aren't defenceless little squigs, been bought a burger and IS INVINCIBLE.

We're all watching this from behind the sofa.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Quelle surprise, she's shit at her job.

 

[JombleWomble]

In my head Jack's new OH is called Burger La Bill.

 

[Geetbo]

I’m cringing the more I think about it. I can just imagine the shag ended, they ate the burger and then Jack said - “DO YOU WANT TO MEET MY SON TOMORROW? ILL MAKE YOU A SMOOTHIE BOWL CONTAINING YOUR DEAD PET.”

 

[jenny2603]

She hasn't received an unprecedented amount of abuse on Twitter recently. She's been held accountable for her actions and asked reasonable questions. It's entirely her choice to interpret this as "abuse".