We also used to do the smiley face lighter burn - let the flame run for a bit then turn it off and press the top of the lighter on your skin to get a smiley shape. Terrible! I would FUME if my kid did this now!!
Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.
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you are obviously a bit gorgeous then 
You mean he hasn't told everyone how he stuffs his scrotum into 3 PAIRS OF PANTS?!!
(Clearly joking m'lud, I never heard Mr Oliver mention his scrotum)
I think these poor people with mouth sores have suffered enough without inflicting Jack’s brand of slop on them.
Omg congrats on your uni offer, that's amazing!! Please tell me you're doing something nice for yourself to celebrate?!Sorry to hear this, I hope all will be well for you. I feel for people triggered by this too, it’s not fair. She triggers me in lots of ways too if I’m honest. I’ve been diagnosed with late onset Schizophrenia this week (and accepted into Uni to do a Masters degree - swings and roundabouts) and she just pisses me off with her constant whining and bullshitting. The whole cat thing distresses me too. I’ve become so paranoid that someone is going to harm my cats that she’s tipping me over the edge and this is why I’m very much appreciative of the cat stuff being behind spoilers.
Maybe more than I probably wanted to share on an internet forum but a lot of you lovelies have been so open and honest about what you’re going through, it just felt right - you know?
I hope not, it was like washing up liquid on reflection
TW: do mention the cat in this
Yeah I've felt a bit weird about sharing it too because it's not that bad, and nothing can be done til post birth anyway, but like jesus christ it's exhausting getting on here and reading her make up yet more tit about her life, she acts as if she's enduring the grossest tragedies of them all and she's really not. We all go through hard times, yes it's all relative so her not being a property magnate like dad probably does feel tit, no life isn't easy, but duck me we don't all indulge nearly half of the tit she does do we. It's just so exhausting, that cat makes me feel so uncomfortable too because she's allowing an animal to endure suffering and tbh sounds like she's making it worse, fancy making a child walk on a broken limb repeatedly because it placates your feelings? You wouldn't, would you, so why make a kitten do it - because they can't speak out and beg you to stop!
I came to these threads thinking she was just a clout chaser jumping on any trendy liberal middle class bandwagon possible and I've realised she's actually an incredibly dark and very scary individual. I'm not going to explain this very well but I'm a huge believer that we all have this like... detector inside us that keeps us safe, sometimes you just meet someone and you don't feel safe? You feel it in your waters/tummy, they might be boundary-less and overshare, they may say scary or alarming/shocking stuff, be too touchy feely, it could just be an aura? She massively sets that off and actually scares me, I'll lose the house in court for saying this but I think she's positively demonic.
Miss Selfridge used to do an amazing perfume called 21 but in Roman numerals. To this day I’ve never had as many compliments about smelling nice as I did when I wore that perfume xx
Yeah we did that too
there was also a phase of choking each other til that point you just go. I didnt take part in that!!
Agree. When my brother was in the final stages of cancer, all he wanted was things he loved, often memories from his childhood like super noodles. He would think about what he wanted us to bring him in the next night. He might have only eaten a spoonful but it gave him such a boost to eat exactly what he fancied. He never wanted lentils or anything healthy. I'm not saying there isn't a place for more of this but there are other more knowledgable people who can do this.
I miss the sun rooms!
tit yes to this, duck I'd go nuts if my teen was doing these things.Yeah we did that too
Oh haha I thought I just hated palm oil chocolate so much cos I'm a bit of a supertaster/aversion/obsession prone but this makes total sense! I'm now intolerant to gluten and dairy also. I also hate mango nowadays, and I'm green olives not black. Gherkins 4eva though.
It's been a supplemental therapy for me on and off for ten years, am having it via injection now which is a big improvement on the side effects
Same. Id be wild!
Yep, yep.
Sigh. Jack, being deadly serious now - if a single crappy comment on SM makes you feel this terrible, maybe it's not the place for you? One comment has overridden all the sycophantic nonsense. I almost feel bad for her (I don't).
Anyway, I sense a flounce.
Oh god, I'm *so* sorry, and I *so* know what you mean x
My dad would have been more interested in things like summer pudding or trifle or plain old custard, when you're thinking about last stages of life you just give them exactly what they want.
I'm on Humira now, as the MTX wasn't working even at 25mg sc. And even that's not working enough, they were talking about switching to something else because it's the best response yet but not enough (just before lockdown meant all my appointments were cancelled and I couldn't get any more steroid shots to top up with in the meantime). Already been through the gamut of pills over the years, so I'm onto the big guns next, I guess. Sigh.Oh haha I thought I just hated palm oil chocolate so much cos I'm a bit of a supertaster/aversion/obsession prone but this makes total sense! I'm now intolerant to gluten and dairy also. I also hate mango nowadays, and I'm green olives not black. Gherkins 4eva though.
It's been a supplemental therapy for me on and off for ten years, am having it via injection now which is a big improvement on the side effects
Oh me too. I looked forward to the show everyday. I was like you. I like Jamie's food but was a bit meh about him his till his lockdown show. If you like the show and his freezer ideas I'd definitely recommend his Save with Jamie book. Great ideas about using leftovers and how to use frozen food like veg and fish in cooking. It's been out a good few years now but I use loads of the recipes.
Your last paragraph makes so much sense to me, you’re so right. She’s a loose cannon
And thank you 
I haven’t done anything yet but I’ll think of something nice to do at some point.Thank you, and you too. Lots of us have been there unfortunately
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