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Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
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Got 'em.
Christ, could she be more blatant?
Ha, I have two, but no other heating. By the way, Jack, you need to let that wood season for at least two years or it'll just smoulder.Phew. Middle-class twit credentials intact. Can confirm I have a wood-burning stove
Is Jack moving down in the world, she had a two-bedroom flat 10 years ago?
Moving House In A Yaris
Following on from flat hunting woes, I’ve found one and I’m moving. It was all very quick, after several viewings and a bit of wheeler-dealing, and a VERY nice man at Blackshaw Homes, I...
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I'm torn now between thinking it's definitely her as she has no life beyond Twitter and bating Tattle (you can't sit with us, pal). But that latest Tweet feels too piss takey for Jack who is a comedy / sense of humour free zone.
Look someone else's piss take, about That Man.
If there's one thing Jack can't do (beside cooking edible food and providing Patreon rewards), it's taking the piss out of herself.
Is the new place she 'moving' to a log cabin ? ,Is she gonna build it in the wilds of Sarfend to save on her rent or is it another pile of
from someone who is a serious hoarder.Brian Butterfield, full-time nefarious asshat and part-time Tattle Detective standing down from sock detection duties.
What if... It is Jack, but being OTT obvious so that Ninnies will think it isn't her but that some strange person likes pretending to be her socks, and so then we might also write off some of the other suspected socks that actually are her, as being the strange person as well..?
Won’t be dry enough to legally burn before this winter. We have a shed full of sticks from last summer and they will be used this winter. More stuff for Jack to take to her new home.
ETA dang y’all mithering wood burner owners of the canal beat me the heck to it.
The only thing I'm sure of anymore is that Jack has too much time on her damn hands. She's boring. Basic. Dull.
Here's a hint, instead of getting excited about probably imaginary non-paying gigs, get a bloody job, Jack. A real one. That pays money.
(Also agree with you clever lot about her probably having a place already lined up in 6 months time.)
Here's a hint, instead of getting excited about probably imaginary non-paying gigs, get a bloody job, Jack. A real one. That pays money.
(Also agree with you clever lot about her probably having a place already lined up in 6 months time.)
#JusticeForIqbal
As do we and it came in handy with the power cuts we had last year.Phew. Middle-class twit credentials intact. Can confirm I have a wood-burning stove
I have been offered an amazing opportunity, I'm so excited! I'm jacking in my job to write the next oscar winning blockbuster. Lord of the Rings meets DKL. Send cashos.
Aren't the fire services asking people to not start fires? Regardless of a few thunderstorms, the south is a tinderbox right now.
Dontcha know R Jackie by now? Rules don't apply.
Jack is mates with crazy conspiracy theorist (and voice of Waffle the dog) Rufus Hound? Lord she has some twatty mates.
“Yoik” urgh
On a slight detour, why is it that the “super lefty (and I’m lefty), be kind, simp squigs” all revel in using the same kind of infantile, toe curling language?
yoik
Yummy
Nom nom
Heckin
it’s like a Professor Umbridge type scenario whereby the more evil you are the more baby waby sweetsie talky talks you do.
JM using “asshat” makes me die of cringe related trauma too so special shout out for that
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