Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
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Apparently 1% of US women are over 6ft tall (couldn’t get stats for the UK). Perhaps Jack was indeed dating an extremely tall, extremely butch lady who wore matching outfits with her brother. That’s the likeliest explanation right?
I can. Every time Benefits Advisor Jack enters the room she fucks it up because she cba to to the most basic research.
like that time she said working households could claim housing benefit, or the time she told people to apply for an imaginary fuel grant. Twice.
Jack, please don’t try to build a DIY fireplace out of old bricks and blu tack or something stupid like that. I beg of you.
Also, wood needs to dry for months before you burn it. It’s probably too late for winter use.
Best get splitting that, Jack, if you leave it too late it'll be really difficult for a smol pixie with crumbly shoulders. You need to leave it to dry for two years before burning, and watch it, it burns hot, you may prefer to mix it with other types of wood.
I've suspected wi her socks before that she preemptively blocks the same people to make her harder to spot.
Thos
kitchen are so messy. Makes me want to empty half the junk from them !
Log hoarder!
I don't think that sock account is Jack. It's someone taking the piss.
Can't screenshot, but these two tweets strike me as mockery.
Jack's 'self-love' tweet:
"And this is why it really doesn't matter if Jack hasn't put any content on their patreon for a couple of years. The subscription is worth it for beautiful, deep tweets like this one. Thank you
@BootstrapCook"
The rinsed hoops recipe:
"Genius Jack! So yummy and innovative."
Can't screenshot, but these two tweets strike me as mockery.
Jack's 'self-love' tweet:
"And this is why it really doesn't matter if Jack hasn't put any content on their patreon for a couple of years. The subscription is worth it for beautiful, deep tweets like this one. Thank you
@BootstrapCook"
The rinsed hoops recipe:
"Genius Jack! So yummy and innovative."
Is the still blethering on.
The social care thing is steep but like i said its means tested and if you dont have assets its covered by the council. Its seems steep but to be honest, when you get to the point of needing care why shouldnt you pay for it if you can afford it. I dont get holding on to it for your nearest and dearest, your earned you should be at least allowed to spend on yourself to be looked after in old age, if your family cannot do it. That's my opnion anyhoo.
The social care thing is steep but like i said its means tested and if you dont have assets its covered by the council. Its seems steep but to be honest, when you get to the point of needing care why shouldnt you pay for it if you can afford it. I dont get holding on to it for your nearest and dearest, your earned you should be at least allowed to spend on yourself to be looked after in old age, if your family cannot do it. That's my opnion anyhoo.
Everything about her screams middle class. I mean how many people these days really have real fireplaces as opposed to, ya know, radiators? Or gas ‘fireplaces’ in older houses like my dad?
Or Am I the one who’s out of touch here? Do loads of people in actual fact have real fireplaces on which they burn wood and dance around singing pagan songs in honour of Goddess Jack, Rinser of Hoops and Slayer of White Wingers? I actually don’t even know what’s normal anymore.
Or Am I the one who’s out of touch here? Do loads of people in actual fact have real fireplaces on which they burn wood and dance around singing pagan songs in honour of Goddess Jack, Rinser of Hoops and Slayer of White Wingers? I actually don’t even know what’s normal anymore.
Not to state the obvious, but a person who can’t resist tweeting that they gave away their surplus firewood to grateful friends, is unlikely to be a person who keeps their good deeds on the downlow. It’s safe to say Jack probably broadcasts every possible good deed she does, so what’s publicly available is probably the extent of it
it’s not steep, because the letter specifies that the charge will be £24. The larger figure mentioned is how much the care package costs to deliver, the £24 is what the recipient will be asked to pay.
UPDATE: ok i'm 20 minutes early but all thats happened is that my phone went on to my camera and took one photo of the inside of my bag.
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Heckin Big Declutter is going well then
New sockie is definitely a piss-take.
Shhhhhh don't advertise it. She can TRIANGULATE, you know. She'll be straight round yours now with a knapsack full of logs.Phew. Middle-class twit credentials intact. Can confirm I have a wood-burning stove
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