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Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
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Moving house fast?
Just six months to pack up your life?
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‘Wouldn’t dream of it otherwise.’ I thought she was moving because she’s poor again?!
‘Incredibly literal.’ Uses ~sarcasm~ whenever she gets called out?!
‘Incredibly literal.’ Uses ~sarcasm~ whenever she gets called out?!
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Oh vlad.
it’s the last storage one for me
🥲 it’s a privilege to have six months in which to sort your tit and move. Amount of times I’ve had to help my sister and mum up sticks on 2 months notice (landlord) and 4 weeks notice their end.
it’s the last storage one for me
🥲 it’s a privilege to have six months in which to sort your tit and move. Amount of times I’ve had to help my sister and mum up sticks on 2 months notice (landlord) and 4 weeks notice their end.
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I will! I have errands to run tomorrow so I will keep my phone in my handbag in the morning, keeping still and report back - then keep it in my bag in the afternoon when I am out and about and report back again.
Been out in Celery Town, whilst it is still safe to do so.
I see she's still Bullshitting on Main. Better start grunking.
I see she's still Bullshitting on Main. Better start grunking.
Last message there, still an absolutely lying grifting prune , eh Jack. Not ey, thats Canadian and as an appropriater of Celtic culture should be aye. But don't please sweetheart, we're all fine without you ta ra
1. Already bought it.
2. Already paid 6 months upfront on one that's available in 6 months.
3. No intention of moving
No penis to all of the above
Wouldn’t dream of a “downsize “ without child’s sign off. The absolute privilege of that statement.
Indeed Jack, indeed.
I once accidentally fell over in the bathroom, hit my head on a tap and landed, face first, in an Urban Decay paletteI should probably admit now that I had multiple identical unfortunate accidents involving the stairs in my flat, my cat and my computer keyboard. Before I knew it, my arse had paid for a domain and web hosting and uploaded an entire website coded from scratch with fully functional bots. What am I like
I'd laugh but yesterday I left my phone down on my leg, unlocked, and when I picked it up it was about to send a picture of my crotch to a random whatsapp group chat 
seriously weird as I didn't even have whatsapp open. I actually almost believe her..? Although I'm not sure how it would type from hitting off stuff in her bag, don't phones need electric charge to recognise touch or something? (I dropped out of physics 
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seriously weird as I didn't even have whatsapp open. I actually almost believe her..? Although I'm not sure how it would type from hitting off stuff in her bag, don't phones need electric charge to recognise touch or something? (I dropped out of physics )She is still tweeting but I am off to bed
And of course we know she changes her story around this constantly, but I don't think the pressure to move/not move should be the responsibility of a child. They need to be able to rely on their parent, trust their decisions - not feel it is all on them.
Oh cool it’s the annoying mum at the school gates who loves to bang on about her job as a graphic designer and you have to avoid her because she’ll end up inviting you to one of her husband’s terrible gigs where they play Coldplay covers in a tit pub which has Banksy style prints on the walls and twee neon signs that say ‘hello gorgeous’.
She’s about 6 months too late for the Ukrainian donations. (Oboviously I understand there are still refugees coming in etc )
Absolutely channeling Leggy and that top shotta bird offa Diva.
Speaking of birds...is that a glove I see in her blazer pocket?
She does actually look tiny here
Short pants. Massive bag.
I'm feeling and looking great (and tiny) since I took this borrower fashion advice up. You should try it.
No the unruly labia just came up for air.
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