This sounds like the basis for a new Jackslop
This sounds like the basis for a new JackslopWOOD NEEDS TO BE SEASONED, YOU RAGING TRUMPET.
Thread titleWOOD NEEDS TO BE SEASONED, YOU RAGING TRUMPET.
Ooooh how about a house plate for the front of the house with “I rent” on?
That picture gets worse and worse every time I see it. Add facetune to the list of things she’s shit (but thinks she’s shit hot) at.If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss….View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956
She’s a poor man’s Jesy Nelson in that bottom picIf we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss….View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956
Thread title?“Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
Could we expand the range?
A toaster with ‘Not a toaster’ on it.
A fridge freezer with “my other fridge freezers are Smegs”
A coffee mug with “I don’t drink coffee” on.
A T-shirt with “Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
A bread knife with ‘for meat’ written on it
Did she facetune her legs more for Twitter?! I’m so bewildered by what the fuck she was hoping to achieve with this gruesome photo shootWhich one? Instagram Jack ( on the left) or Twitter Jack?
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And what is even funnier is that pic is the one she decided to post on Instagram after months of tumble weed on any other SM except twitter. And she managed to fuck that up, having to turn off comments.If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss….View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956
Oh Brian, it’s perfect. Thank you for all you do for The Canal. You do so much good. If I wasn’t giving a large majority of my household contents to friends so I can still visit them when I move, I’d be using shampoo in my washing machine to save the money to buy this. Go well, pal.
That’s why I took it as my avatarMiddle right hand Jack gives me Crazy Girlfriend vibes.
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Bottom right - when she started dressing like a tennis club mum for Harold, it all makes sense nowI would quite like to have a pencil case with a picture of Jack throwing a pencil case on it.
I can’t though, because it never actually happened.
The opportunities for two sided Lights ON Lights OFF “mood totes” with lights ON/OFF quotes are abundant though
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Ok who’s volunteering to get ‘This tattoo is upside down ON PURPOSE’ tattooed on them upside down?I’d like a cat with ‘I’ve never had a cat’ please
Not just her legs although it’s most notable there. She smoothed out her body too.Did she facetune her legs more for Twitter?! I’m so bewildered by what the fuck she was hoping to achieve with this gruesome photo shoot
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Woah - her mouth is a whole different shape.
This has ended me dearheart. I've snorted so loudly with laughter that both junior Elastoblasts are expressing concern and asking what's on my phone!
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